Because what is college football without a lot of pretending?
All other events are pending
Also, PAC’s back, baby
Just remember to sanitize your firearms
College football is back* baby. Awoooo
It only happens once in a season, folks
Get your wins in now, for the committee awaits
And guess what, Michigan’s back!
Not for the top 25, but for you, the viewer
It will be interesting if nothing else