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ILLUMINATI BRACKET PICKS 2019

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MADNESS REIGNS ONCE AGAIN

WE SEE ALL FROM BELOW AS ABOVE

CITIZENS OF EARTH..... HELLO. DO NOT BE ALARMED BY THE SUDDEN QUAKING OF YOUR BOWELS; IT IS MERELY THE SIGN OF US GRACING YOU ALL WITH OUR PRESENCE AGAIN.

ACTUALLY.... HMM, WE HAD ADJUSTED ALL FREQUENCIES AND SENSATIONS ASSOCIATED WITH OUR ARRIVAL RECENTLY. IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING BOWEL QUAKING, YOU SHOULD TEND TO THAT. SHORTLY, AFTER WE HAVE FINISHED ADDRESSING YOU.

THE TIME OF MADNESS HAS ARRIVED ONCE AGAIN. LET IT WASH OVER YOU. LET IT CONSUME YOU. ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE TRULY PREPARED FOR THE CHALLENGE THAT AWAITS. YES, THAT IS CORRECT, IT IS OUR BRACKET CHALLENGE TO YOU, FOR THIS THE YEAR OF YOUR LORD 2019. YOU MAY ALSO USE IT TO SET UP COMPETITION AMONGST YOURSELVES AND GAMBLE FOR CURRENCY; THOUGH THIS MAY BE SEEN AS ILLICIT BY SOME, WE ARE UNCONCERNED, FOR WE ARE NOT THE LAW ENFORCEMENT — WE ARE FAR MORE POWERFUL.

DO YOUR (LAUGHABLE) BEST, AND REMEMBER WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING.