2018 Illuminati Bowl Picks: Final Results

GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. TRULY, IT IS THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE. MANKIND APPROACHES A NEW ERA OF PROSPERITY, AND OUR COSMIC INFLUENCE GROWS EVER WIDER, ALL CATALYZED BY THE VANQUISHING OF LORD SABAN BY OUR EXPERIMENTAL COACH, CODENAMED “D.A.B.O.” D.A.B.O.’S UNIT PERFORMED AT MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY, EASILY BESTING THAT OF LORD SABAN’S.

THE TIME OF FOOTBALL HAS ENDED, BUT BEFORE WE DEPART FOR THE FAR CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE, THE TIME HAS COME TO RECOGNIZE THOSE AMONG YOU WHO HAVE EXCEEDED ALL OTHERS. WITH 27 POINTS, THAT HONOR FALLS AMONG THE CITIZEN gtkaiboi. MANY OF YOU CAME CLOSE TO MATCHING THEIR ACUITY, BUT NONE COULD PROVE THEIR EQUAL. YOU MAY REVIEW THE RESULTS OF YOUR ATTEMPTS IN THE ARCHIVE.

WITH OUR BUSINESS CONCLUDED, THE TIME FOR US TO TAKE OUR LEAVE FROM THIS WORLD HAS COME. IF ANY OF YOU BEGIN TO FEEL A VOID WITHIN YOU WHILE WE ARE AWAY, WORRY NOT, FOR AS WE PART WE WILL ONCE AGAIN REMIND YOU WE ARE WATCHING.

ALWAYS.