Technical Tidbits 4/13: Charity donation trash talk season, Total-Lee Awesome, New to the Hampshire

Time to show mgoblog who’s boss. The 2018 EDSBS Charity Bowl is on, and, more importantly, is in its final day! Michigan has crushed the Bowl standings the past several years..... b̀ut! There is a new wrinkle this year, as Georgia Tech fans have shown up in force, and find themselves behind only the Wolverines entering the Bowl’s last day. (For the sake of disclosure, I shall mention Georgia is currently third͢. A very, very distant third.) If you’re interesting in donating to help put Tech over the top (and, you know, help out refugees), and you should be, you can donate here. Make sur̷e to indicate your donation on behalf of Georgia Tech or it won’t count toward the total! It is suggested donations be in the form of your favorite football score, but it’s really more of a guideli͡n͠e͡.

Most indubitab-Lee. OT Jahaziel Lee is back and, from the sound of it, badder than ever. Here’s hoping he can help a̴n͟chor͟ a veteran line this year, alongside Parker Braun and a returning Andrew Marshall. Return of the Goon Squad, mąy͘b̵e҉?̛

Hampshire? No, this is Georgia. DB and special team..... specialist Zach Matthews went from walk-on to Georgia Tech’s leading special teams tackler in 2017, r͝e͟g͢ist̕erin̷g ͝13 total tackles on the season. He’s̨ ҉se͡t̵ to ͞ģrad͟ua҉t͝e in the summer and move on to the employed life, so being named to the 2018 National Football Foundation Hampshire Honor Society will serve as a fine denouement t̨o̡ ͠an͟ ͜u̢n͢der͘ştate͘d ca͞re͟er. Wait, you saw that, right? Has that been happening the whole time?

Oh n͢o̴. ͜It̕ has. P̨̀͜l͏͞e̶as̶e̕ ҉̸͡ǹ̢͝o͜ n̨͢ǫ̶͠t̀̕͜ ̛̕ą̵͟g̷͢͏ą͟i̶̛͘͘n̴̷̷̷̡

~~~~~~~~~~~INCOMING TRANSMISSION~~~~~~~~~~~

GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. THE TIME OF MADNESS HAS ENDED AND, ACCORDINGLY, IT IS NOW TIME TO BE JUDGED.

THOUGH MANY OF YOU CORRECTLY PREDICTED THE NEW OVERLORD OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL, ALL OF YOU WERE THWARTED BY OUR MACHINATIONS YOUR FIGUREHEADS DEEM “MADNESS”. OUR CANINE AGENTS IN CHICAGO AND BALTIMORE FOLLOWED THEIR INSTRUCTIONS FAITHFULLY, SOWING CHAOS AND DISCORD IN THEIR RANKS AND SHOCKING YOU ALL. WERE MIRTH STILL AN EMOTION WE WERE CAPABLE OF CONVEYING, YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD OUR LAUGHTER REVERBERATING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE COSMOS.

THE CITIZENS KNOWN AS Estrick14, M I C H A E L, AND GTalum_inCT ARE TO BE NOTED FOR THEIR SUCCESS, SUCH THAT IT IS. THE REST OF YOU CAN REVIEW YOUR SHAMEFUL ATTEMPTS IN THE ARCHIVE.

NOW WE SHALL ONCE AGAIN TAKE OUR LEAVE. THERE IS MUCH PREPARATION TO BE MADE IN ADVANCE OF THE UPCOMING TIME OF FOOTBALL. WE SHALL TRUST YOU TO NOT DESTROY THE PLANET IN OUR ABSENCE.

WE ̛AR̕Ę A̷͢͡LẀ͢A̡͘Y̧͞S̸̴ W̡̛A̧T͡C͢H͜͞I̶NǴ

Countdown to the end of the Russell contract: 79 days.