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GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. NOW THAT WE ARE PAST THE WEEK OF HATRED, THE WEEK OF CHAMPIONS, AND NUMEROUS WEEKS OF ANXIETY, THE TIME HAS COME TO JUDGE WHO AMONGST YOU POSSESS TRUE INSIGHT, AND WHO ARE UNWORTHY.
WE ARE AWARE THAT SOME OF OUR DECISIONS OVER THE COURSE OF THE PRECEDING MONTHS AND YEAR HAVE LEFT MANY OF YOU DESPONDENT, ASSUMING THERE MUST BE NO OTHER REASON THAT YOUR GOD HATES YOUR TEAM. REST ASSURED: THAT IS NOT TRUE, FOR AS WE HAVE MADE CLEAR MANY TIMES NOW, YOUR GOD IS NOT IN CONTROL OF THESE OUTCOMES; WE ARE.
BUT WE DIGRESS. THE TIME FOR JUDGMENT HAS ARRIVED. YOUR COLLECTIVE ABILITY TO DISCERN OUR MACHINATIONS WAS POOR, AS ALWAYS. NONETHELESS, ONE OF YOU STOOD ABOVE ALL OTHERS — OR IN THIS INSTANCE, TWO OF YOU. CITIZENS JWPATT11 AND THWUGA, TOGETHER YOU BOTH HAVE PROVEN TO BE THE MOST ENLIGHTENED OF YOUR PEERS.
2018 Illuminati Picks - Winners
| Name | Total Correct | Total Incorrect | Total Picks |
|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Total Correct | Total Incorrect | Total Picks |
| jwpatt11 | 67 | 48 | 115 |
| THWUGA | 67 | 48 | 115 |
| CTJacket | 63 | 51 | 114 |
| Sportsfan4life2012 | 61 | 53 | 114 |
| SugarThreeThousandPounds | 61 | 54 | 115 |
| ClavinCliff | 60 | 55 | 115 |
| Bone-In Ribeye | 59 | 46 | 105 |
| DotWreck | 59 | 55 | 114 |
| Duff'd It! Illuminati | 59 | 56 | 115 |
| Chris Forrence | 58 | 42 | 100 |
| Dylan | 58 | 47 | 105 |
HMM. IT WOULD SEEM OUR EMISSARY HAS PROVED TO BE LESS USELESS THAN THE PREVIOUS ONES. PERHAPS THEY SHALL BE MAINTAINED IN THEIR CURRENT POSITION. THE REST OF YOU MAY VIEW YOUR FINAL PLACEMENTS HERE. REPORT ANY PERCEIVED DISCREPANCIES TO THE COUNCIL IMMEDIATELY. THE MISTAKES ARE YOURS; THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR CORRECTING THEM IS OURS.
NOW THE STAGES IS SET FOR THE FINAL PHASE. WE SHALL BE CONTACTING YOU AGAIN VERY SOON REGARDING YOUR ROLE IN IT. UNTIL THEN, REMEMBER WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING.