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Illuminati Picks: the Judgement

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YOUR RECKONING HAS COME

AND THUS THE CHAMPIONS HAVE CLAIMED WHAT WE HAVE DESIGNATED TO BE THEIRS

GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. LO, THE FORMAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL PERIOD HAS ENDED. THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COUNCIL MEMBERS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CARRIED OUT THEIR INSTRUCTIONS AND ONCE AGAIN PLACED THE ALABAMA CRIMSON ELEPHANTS IN POSITION TO CLAIM SUPREMACY. THIS HAS RESULTED IN AN UPSWELL OF EMOTIONS FROM MANY OF YOU. THAT IS GOOD, FOR THE MORE YOU DIRECT YOUR MENTAL ENERGIES TO THIS THE MORE DISTRACTED YOU ALL ARE FROM OUR TRUE GOALS.

VIEW LAST WEEK’S RESULTS

BUT WE DIGRESS. FOR WE HAVE REACHED THE END OF THIS PHASE AND IT IS TIME TO JUDGE YOU ALL ACCORDINGLY. ONCE AGAIN MANY OF YOU ATTEMPTED TO PREDICT OUR WILL, AND ONCE AGAIN ALL OF YOU FAILED TO APPROACH ANYTHING MORE THAN RANDOM LUCK. STILL, AS YOUR KIND APPEARS TO REVEL IN COMPETITION AND COMPARISON AMONG YOURSELVES, WE THUS RECOGNIZE THE CITIZEN KNOWN AS MRHECKLES AS THE CHAMPION OF THIS ITERATION. THE REMAINDER OF THE MOST COMPETENT AMONG YOU ARE NOTED BELOW; THE REST OF YOU MAY VIEW YOUR FINAL PLACEMENT HERE. REPORT ANY APPARENT DISCREPANCIES TO THE COUNCIL AT ONCE; ONLY YOU ARE FALLIBLE AND ONLY WE HAVE THE POWER TO CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES.

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Name Total Correct Total Incorrect Total Picks Percentage
Name Total Correct Total Incorrect Total Picks Percentage
mrheckles 81 59 140 0.579
SufferENGwife 79 61 140 0.564
SullyGT 78 62 140 0.557
BooBooBoo 76 54 130 0.585
CTJacket 76 64 140 0.543
ClavinCliff 75 65 140 0.536
Matt J 75 65 140 0.536
Blaaaaaaaake 74 66 140 0.529
chilidogringsfo 74 66 140 0.529
Eekanerd 73 67 140 0.521

NOW THAT THE FINAL BATTLES HAVE BEEN SET, IT WILL SOON BE TIME TO TEST YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN. UNTIL THEN, REMEMBER WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING.