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Illuminati Bowl Picks: Final Transmission

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THE END HAS ARRIVED

GREETINGS, CITIZENS OF NEW EARTH. WE KNOW IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE WE LAST CONTACTED YOU. WE DO NOT APOLOGIZE; FOR OUR DOINGS ARE VASTLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE EVENTS OF YOUR DAILY LIVES.

NONETHELESS, IMPORTANT EVENTS HAVE TRANSPIRED IN OUR ABSENCE AND THE TIME OF RECKONING HAS COME. THE AGE OF CRIMSON HAS ENDED AS DABO OF THE SWINNEY HAS VANQUISHED NICK SABAN TO CLAIM THE MANTLE OF FOOTBALL OVERLORD. TO MANY THIS WAS AN ASTONISHING UPSET; TO US, IT WAS MERELY THE NATURAL COURSE OF THINGS.

NOW IT IS TIME TO REVEAL THE CHAMPION AMONG YOU. OF THE THIRTY-SIX OF YOU WHO DARED TO PREDICT OUR PLANS FOR FOOTBALL DOMINATION, THIRTEEN ACCURATELY ASCERTAINED THE CLEMSON TIGER WOULD LEAD US IN THIS NEW ERA. HOWEVER, ONE STOOD OUT AMONG THE REST OF YOU AS THE ILLUMINATI BOWL CHAMPION. SUBJECT DANNY DUNCANSON, WITH 27 CORRECT PREDICTIONS, STAND AND BE RECOGNIZED. YOUR REWARD IS BEING RECOGNIZED IN THIS ADDRESS.

ADDITIONALLY, SUBJECT METALTIGER MUST BE RECOGNIZED FOR THEIR PERFORMANCE DESPITE EXCESSIVE TARDINESS. PERHAPS IF THEY HAD ENTERED ON TIME, THEY COULD HAVE BEEN LAUDED AS THE PINNACLE OF YOUR KIND..... OF COURSE, THEY COULD HAVE ALSO HAVE BEEN REVEALED TO BE THE SAME AS THE REST OF YOU: SIMPLY HUMAN.

AS HUMAN MEMORIES ARE MASSIVELY PRONE TO ERROR, ALL SUBMISSIONS ARE AVAILABLE FOR YOUR REVIEW.

Illuminati Bowl Picks: the final standings

Name Wins Losses
Name Wins Losses
Danny Duncanson 27 14
jackets55 26 15
CaliBeeGT 25 16
ClavinCliff 25 16
CTjacket 25 16
Metal Tiger 25 9
BooBooBoo 24 17
Paul Benoit 24 17
Anuj Bhyravabhotla 23 18
eekanerd 23 18
Jeffgt 23 18
NG 23 18
Chris Forrence 22 19
sporeman 22 19
GTnTN-23 21 20
jgtengineer 21 20
Liljdiddy44 21 20
Samination 19 21 20
thejustinhardwick 21 20
Yeller Bug 21 20
djbagel 20 21
Duff'd It! Illuminati 20 21
Matt J 20 21
SullyGT 20 21
YellowJacketHeritage 20 21
GTSMURF 19 22
If Do Right, No Can Defense 19 22
Jacket05 19 22
JStew_GT 19 22
Mike 19 22
thebugman10 19 22
clear_whiskey_only 18 23
RamblinRocketman 18 23
Turd year 17 24
droidsarefun 16 25
Josh Brundage 15 26

AND NOW WE BID YOUR KIND FAREWELL, UNTIL THE TIME COMES WE SEE FIT TO ADDRESS YOU AGAIN. DO REMEMBER THAT THOUGH WE MAY NOT BE ACTIVELY COMMUNICATING WITH YOU, WE ARE STILL WATCHING.

ALWAYS.