Illuminati Bowl Picks: Final Transmission

GREETINGS, CITIZENS OF NEW EARTH. WE KNOW IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE WE LAST CONTACTED YOU. WE DO NOT APOLOGIZE; FOR OUR DOINGS ARE VASTLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE EVENTS OF YOUR DAILY LIVES.

NONETHELESS, IMPORTANT EVENTS HAVE TRANSPIRED IN OUR ABSENCE AND THE TIME OF RECKONING HAS COME. THE AGE OF CRIMSON HAS ENDED AS DABO OF THE SWINNEY HAS VANQUISHED NICK SABAN TO CLAIM THE MANTLE OF FOOTBALL OVERLORD. TO MANY THIS WAS AN ASTONISHING UPSET; TO US, IT WAS MERELY THE NATURAL COURSE OF THINGS.

NOW IT IS TIME TO REVEAL THE CHAMPION AMONG YOU. OF THE THIRTY-SIX OF YOU WHO DARED TO PREDICT OUR PLANS FOR FOOTBALL DOMINATION, THIRTEEN ACCURATELY ASCERTAINED THE CLEMSON TIGER WOULD LEAD US IN THIS NEW ERA. HOWEVER, ONE STOOD OUT AMONG THE REST OF YOU AS THE ILLUMINATI BOWL CHAMPION. SUBJECT DANNY DUNCANSON, WITH 27 CORRECT PREDICTIONS, STAND AND BE RECOGNIZED. YOUR REWARD IS BEING RECOGNIZED IN THIS ADDRESS.

ADDITIONALLY, SUBJECT METALTIGER MUST BE RECOGNIZED FOR THEIR PERFORMANCE DESPITE EXCESSIVE TARDINESS. PERHAPS IF THEY HAD ENTERED ON TIME, THEY COULD HAVE BEEN LAUDED AS THE PINNACLE OF YOUR KIND..... OF COURSE, THEY COULD HAVE ALSO HAVE BEEN REVEALED TO BE THE SAME AS THE REST OF YOU: SIMPLY HUMAN.

AS HUMAN MEMORIES ARE MASSIVELY PRONE TO ERROR, ALL SUBMISSIONS ARE AVAILABLE FOR YOUR REVIEW.

AND NOW WE BID YOUR KIND FAREWELL, UNTIL THE TIME COMES WE SEE FIT TO ADDRESS YOU AGAIN. DO REMEMBER THAT THOUGH WE MAY NOT BE ACTIVELY COMMUNICATING WITH YOU, WE ARE STILL WATCHING.

ALWAYS.