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Illuminati Picks: The Truth is Revealed

SOON THE FINAL PHASE SHALL BEGIN

By Carter Templeton
ALL HAS COME TO PASS AS WAS FORETOLD.
ALL HAS COME TO PASS AS WAS FORETOLD.

GREETINGS EARTH CITIZENS FROM THE RUMBLE SEAT GEORGIA TECH SPORTS BLOG. YOU HAVE ENDURED WEEKS OF OUR EXPERIMENTATION UPON YOU, AND NOW IT IS TIME TO REVEAL THE TRUTH. FOR NOW, OUR EXPERIMENT HAS ENDED. AND ONE HAS EMERGED AS A WINNER, TO BE GRANTED ENTRANCE TO THE REVERED ILLUMINATI COUNCIL AS WE START THIS NEW AGE.

THAT PERSON IS............. NONE OF YOU.

HAH! WE WISH WE COULD SEE THE LOOKS ON YOUR COLLECTIVE FACES WHEN YOU MERE CITIZENS THOUGHT FOR A BRIEF MOMENT YOU MIGHT BE ALLOWED INTO OUR INNER SANCTUM, TO SHAPE THE FUTURE EVENTS OF MAN. THE TRUTH IS NONE OF YOU ARE WORTHY OF EARNING A SEAT ON THE COUNCIL, AND WOULDN'T BE FOR A MILLION YEARS.

HOWEVER, AFTER SUCH A LONG AND ARDUOUS TEST, IT IS ONLY FAIR TO RECOGNIZE THOSE AMONG YOU WHO STOOD OUT FROM THE REST, THOSE WHO CAME CLOSEST TO CORRECTLY PREDICTING OUR PLANS. BELOW ARE THOSE AMONG YOU WHO PREDICTED OUR PLANS WITH THE HIGHEST AMOUNT OF ACCURACY. MATT J, STEP FORWARD AND BE RECOGNIZED.

Name Wins Losses Total Percentage
Matt J 50 55 105 0.476
JohnHeisman 38 42 80 0.475
UnCivilEngineer 50 56 106 0.472
Yeller Bug 44 52 96 0.458
Jacket05 36 43 79 0.456
Jacket4life 34 42 76 0.447
thebugman10 55 70 125 0.44
smathis93 52 67 119 0.437
CaliGT 49 66 115 0.426
Kieffer Milligan 52 73 125 0.416

BELOW ARE THOSE AMONG YOU WHO CORRECTLY GUESSED THE MOST OF OUR DECISIONS. STEP FORWARD AND BE RECOGNIZED, THEBUGMAN10, FOR YOUR ADEPTNESS AT MATCHING US. MEANWHILE, OUR OWN INTERMEDIARY WAS A MERE TWO PICKS BEHIND. PERHAPS WE SHALL PLUCK HIM BACK FROM THE SLAVE CAMP WHICH HE WAS SENT; IT SEEMS HE IS STILL USEFUL TO US.

Name Wins Losses Total Percentage
thebugman10 55 70 125 0.44
Duff'd It! Illuminati 53 82 135 0.393
Kieffer Milligan 52 73 125 0.416
smathis93 52 67 119 0.437
Ben.Tankersley 50 85 135 0.37
UnCivilEngineer 50 56 106 0.472
Matt J 50 55 105 0.476
GlaciesofPacis 49 86 135 0.363
CaliGT 49 66 115 0.426
CLCLAX 47 78 125 0.376

YOU MAY VIEW THE FINAL RESULTS, AS WELL AS FROM LAST WEEK AND EVERY OTHER WEEK, HERE. PLEASE INFORM THE COUNCIL OF ANY PERCEIVED DISCREPANCIES; THEY ARE YOUR FAULT, BUT WE ARE MORE THAN USED TO CLEANING UP HUMANITIES MISTAKES.

ADDITIONALLY, WE WOULD BE REMISS FOR NOT RECOGNIZING BEN TANKERSLEY, DRESSHERINWHITEANDGOLD, AND GLACIESOFPACIS FOR DUTIFULLY PARTICIPATING EVERY SINGLE WEEK. FOLLOW THEIR EXAMPLE, CITIZENS, AND YOU MAY WELL FALL INTO OUR FAVOR.

THIS IS NOT THE END, DEAR CITIZENS. FOR THE FINAL PHASE OF OUR PLAN IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. YOU WILL KNOW WHEN THE TIME HAS COME. UNTIL THEN, REMEMBER THAT WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING.