What if Paul Johnson worked the mic like Paul Heyman? (image credit: MagnaCarterGT)

We explore what the promo from the "go-home" edition of WWE RAW would look like if the ACC Championship were a WWE pay-per-view event. Here is what the script for the first segment of the show would be.

SCRIPT for RAW - LIVE
Atlanta, GA

SEGMENT 1

PAUL JOHNSON ACC CHAMPIONSHIP GO-HOME PROMO
PRODUCER: Arn Anderson George P. Burdell

[Brock Lesnar Justin Thomas Entrance Music Hits]

-Lesnar Thomas appears on stage flanked by Paul Heyman Johnson, hype dance to cue pyro

[cue stage pyro]

-JT, flanked by CPJ walks to ring

-JT enters ring

-CPJ picks up wireless mic

[Entrance music fades]

-CPJ from ring center:

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Johnson...and I am the legal advocate for head football coach of the reigning, defending, undisputed 2014 ACC Coastal Division and Georgia State Champions, the GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS. I'm here this evening with my client quarterback to give you a history lesson and explain to you exactly how events will unfold on Sunday Saturday in Charlotte at the pay-per-view available on the WWE network for a nominal fee of $9.99 at the ACC Championship game.

You see, I was brought in as the head football coach to break streaks. In 2008, the seven year streak of despair and defeat at the hands of the university(sic) of georgia was haunting us. It ended that faithful Saturday in athens 45-42. Streak: broken. In 2009, there was a streak those pesky turkeys from virginia polytechnic held - broken and the North Endzone goalpost fell that night. Just last Saturday, another streak came to an end once again in athens, but we are not going to dwell on the past. Oh no. There is another streak in our sights, ladies and gentlemen. The streak to which I'm referring is twenty-eight games old, it started, coincidentally enough on a cool December night in Charlotte in 2012.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am referring to the longest undefeated streak in the world today, the one that belongs to the reigning, defending, ACC and National Football Champions. Yes, I am talking about the streak of the florida state seminoles.

My client quarterback, Brock Lesnar Justin Thomas, and the rest of the Yellow Jackets are going to go to Charlotte on Saturday. My quarterback and the offense are going to run out onto that field. They are going to run the ball, they are going to cut block you, they are going to pitch the ball, they are going to pass the ball, they are going to meticulously death march down the field in chunks at a time. Their defensive counterparts are going to take the ball away from florida state only for the offense to run it some more and amass tens upon tens of minutes of time of possession. The Yellow Jackets will be turned loose and there will be nothing, and I mean NOTHING, florida state can do to stop it. My quarterback and his team live for nothing else but to eat, sleep, and break streaks. And at the end of the evening they will hang their heads in despair and defeat as their precious streak will have been conquered.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is not a threat. It is a spoiler and a guarantee.

EAT. SLEEP. BREAK THE STREAK.

EAT. SLEEP. BREAK THE STREAK.

EAT. SLEEP. BREAK THE STREAK.

[Entrance music hits]

END SEGMENT 1