It was a rough Monday evening in Blacksburg for us, but I wanted to make sure that everyone else was caught up on this weekend's biggest stories in college football.
- Syracuse Pulls Total Big East Move, Snatches Defeat from Jaws of Victory
- Georgia Tech Shows Syracuse How It's Really Done
- Maryland Scores 7 Goals in Offensive Explosion, William & Mary Hits Two 3-Pointers, Nobody Has Any Idea What Just Happened
- Youngstown State with Impressive 2 TD Victory Over Pittsburgh, ACC Offers Missouri Valley Conference a Trade
- Isaiah Crowell Still Unimpressive, Even in SWAC
- Notre Dame Feels Cool After Scoring 50 Against Navy, Rest Of Country Embarrassed For Them That 50 Is The Best They Could Do
- Houston OC Deported After Loss To Texas State
- Kentucky Fans Confused By Calipari's Sideline Absence, Blame Loss to Louisville On Missing Coach
- Frank Beamer Escapes Retirement Home, Has Heart Attack Over VT Abominable Special Teams
- West Virginia Finally Stops Scoring On Clemson
- Fans Want to be "Gurley Men", DEA States "War On Drugs Was A Failure"
- This Happened
- Tyrann Mathieu Enrolls in Classes at LSU, "LSU" Obviously Code-Word For "UNC" Because Classes Started Two Weeks Ago
- Alabama Beats Michigan By 27, Nick Saban Unhappy At Margin Only Having 2 Digits