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Public Service Announcement

I wanted to inform you all that as of today.....

I, LilBroey700, have reached a milestone in life.

According to documents officially provided me by the government, I am, officially....

21 Years Of Age

Never again will the state be able to deny me from purchasing a Barrel of Rum, or prevent me from ordering and consuming my Whiskey Clear. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers as I go about this endeavor of tormenting my liver and taunting the government for its inability to stop me (before 2am).

I look forward to sharing with you, the readers, in my newfound ability to consume alcohol.

Please excuse me on my lack of meaningful post today. My sincerest apologies.