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I want to destroy Miami. Actually, this is how I feel about Miami  - just replace "Flaming Dragon" with "Miami Hurricanes".



I have been a Georgia Tech fan a much shorter time than most, but I think I have done a good job of getting up to speed. One thing I have never witnessed since my blood turned White and Gold is the sight of the Miami Hurricanes cheering after a football game. It's something that I hope I never see, and something I hope my children and my children's children never see.

I respect Miami and especially Randy Shannon for slowly taking the steps to get their program respectable again, but that's about as far as it goes. Deep down inside I want to see utter and total destruction. I want this and every GT/Miami game to be a biblically-themed blowout. I want Paul Johnson to command the Earth to swallow up Landshark Stadium and everyone wearing green and orange with it. I want to raze their dreams of a comeback down to nothingness. I want the their morale crushed, their spirited throttled, and their players to be steamrolled.

I'm serious. I want the shit to be glassed over before the night is done. I want to turn Miami into a Chernobyl of football - a complete and utter disaster zone for people who call themselves 'hurricanes'. I want Miami fans to finally get it through their thick ugly skulls that we own them, and even if by some miracle they do win any game against us, that Paul Johnson and the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets will punish them multiple times over the following year for their transgressions.

If you ask me at any other time, I would answer "uga," but right now, if you ask me if I could have one victory over any team - it is Miami. Sure, I want the Jackets to claim the State and take what is rightfully ours every season. However, I want to embarrass the Canes every chance we get. The reasons are many, and some are hard to explain. The obvious love that Miami gets from the ACC bigwigs, the blowhard fans (search for "fag"), and the delusional sense of entitlement are enough, but it seems that every GT fan has their own reasons for wanting to beat Miami so badly. It's strange, because I actually like seeing them do well otherwise.

The most disappointing thing about writing is that someone has always said it better. I prove it once again here, because the reason I want to win this game so badly has already been explained by one of the greatest men who ever lived.

"The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to drive them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters." - Ghengis Khan

However, Khan was totally one-upped by one of my top 10 favorite people of all time,  the one and only Austrian Oak - Arnold Schwarzenegger - who can explain it much more perfectly.



Oh yeah... that is good.


Go Jackets, To HELL with georgia, and **** Miami!