Iowa City, IA - Press Room at Kinnick Stadium
Reporter: Coach, how do you plan to stop the vaunted GT triple option?
Norm: It's all about the defensive tackles. Stop the dive, win the game.
Reporter: Do you think...
Ken: Norm, why don't I ever get to talk to the media?
Norm: Ken, your offense sucks and some people think you're autistic.
Reporter: How does the GT option work, Coach Parker?
Norm: The option's like the old Michigander saying, 'Always carry two sticks. One to distract the dumb and another to smash the aggressive.'
WHACK!
Reporter: Coach, did you just strike Coach O'Keefe?
Norm: Next question.
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