GhettoBuzz: Alright you little brats, you pulled me away from my grand day of drinking and such so this concert had bettern be good! Vodka is calling my name and I don't like to be late when my lady beckons.
Children: Buzz! Where is Buzz!? We want to sing magestically with Buzz!
(Ghetto Buzz takes a long sip of his drink, ever so calm but one can see that he is getting annoyed because he hates Clemson, especially drunk and he also knows that he is not as loved as much as the authentic jolly Yellow Jacket.)
Ghetto Buzz: You can't have Buzz! I am the one who showed up! So we sing or we dance, or yougo home! (More and more hair and feathers fall off Ghetto as he quickly becomes less caring for the children) We will sing and we will sing loud and proud for we are YELLOW JACKETS!
Children: Doo Dah! Doo Dah!
Goldfellas and Ghetto Buzz: Clemson is a REDNECK SCHOOL!!!
Children: OH DAH DOO DAH DAY!
Ghetto Buzz: EVERYBODY SINGS....hmmm vodka! (wanders off to go find more vodka)
Everybody: Gonna Moo all Niiigh! Gonna Moo all Daaay! Clemson is a REDNECK SCHOOL! Oh Dah Doo Dah Day!
Clemson is a Redneck School!
Doo Dah! Doo Dah!
Clemson is a Rednceck School!
Oh Dah Doo Dah Day!
Gonna Moo all night! Gonna Moo all day!
Clemson is a Redneck School,
Oh Dah doo dah day!