This is some of the finest butter-fueled football news Columbus, GA has to offer right now, but NO media outlet is giving this story its proper headline. It deserves the following: "Georgia couple harass Auburn man, get schooled and cuffed." As you can see in the video, it is two adult (by age, anyway) men (one in a Georgia shirt and another formerly chillin' under an Auburn tent) going bar-room at a little league game. Both are overweight, sweaty, and probably just angry to be outside in the first place. According to the police report, the G-man and his wife didn't fully appreciate the Plainsman's relaxation music and decided it was time to throw down. The surrounding Columbusites decried it as "not classy" - possibly the understatement of the year. Let's play a game. What headline would YOU give it?