Friday Question and Answer: Pulling a Constant Variety of Questions For Quality Conversation
Happy Friday Everybody. Today we want to know:
1. Who are you pulling for in the super bowl? New York or New England?
2. What will you do once all of football is all over starting Monday? Chores?
3. Did you know that snakes are being used to make better search-and-rescue robots at Georgia Tech?
4. 2012 is the 90th anniversary of the Dean of Students office. What's your best Dean of Students story?
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My best dean of students story...
It’s my final semester at Tech. I was a PL in Smith…another PL ratted me out for showering with a girl….he never actually saw me, just heard my voice. The department of housing was going to kick me out & reported me to the dean of students (apparently this violates some code…).
Even though I was guilty as hell of showering with a girl, I fought the issue and threatened to get lawyers involved since no one actually saw me do anything. End result? We settled on them moving me to the other side of campus (Hemphill)…and they provided the people to help me move. I continued to receive all of the benefits of working for Housing (free food, etc), but I couldn’t be involved with the department of housing anymore (really broke my heart). The final semester at tech was a cake walk, and all of my housing / food was paid for. It was a pain in the ass to move 16 weeks before graduation, but still not a bad deal at all.
My residents exacted their own retribution on the guy that ratted me out. Piss pucks were involved. For those that don’t know what a piss puck is…it involves freezing small amounts of urine in plastic cups (red solo variety in this case), then sliding them underneath the doors…it’s almost like air hockey with tile floors. Piss melts and forms large puddles. That is some good stuff.
by 071u on Feb 3, 2012 11:29 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
LOL
There was a couple who liked to shower together in Hanson which was a coed dorm by floor. They took up the handicapped single shower for their sexy time.
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Feb 3, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
in that vein
there was the same situation when I lived in folk. one cold October night at 2am, there was a fire drill and they were stuck out in the cold wet and in towels! sweet justice for all of us too nerdy to get laid.
Paul Johnson: not giving a crap about what you have to say since 1987.
by GTNate on Feb 3, 2012 12:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
While I was a fan of the handicapped shower....
due to more room for sexy time & the extra nozzle that could be rigged up for double headed shower purposes…it always kind of had a funk to it…at least the one in Smith did. So I just preferred shower sexy time in the buddy shower mid afternoon since a good majority of people were at lunch / pm classes.
I like shower sexy time as much as the next guy....
…but good Lord, I would NOT do it in a Smith shower.
The Church of Paul Johnson - There's not much to it outside of whooping ass and giving haters the finger. To HELL With georgie!
too many curtains for you?
or too few?
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Feb 3, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Curtains?
When I lived in Smith there were no curtains, just big open showers.
We also didn’t have “PLs”, whatever those are. We had RAs. My RA was fine as long as we remembered to put the towel along the bottom of the door and opened the window.
Hey...not my first choice of place
but when your girl says “Come do me in the shower”…are you going to say no?
We preferred the center section as you could pull back both curtains and run two shower heads at once.
The shower heads in Hefner
shot a solid, heavy, cold, un-aerated stream straight at the snarglies.
Thinking back on it, that’s probably why there were no SexyShowers at the House of Playboy in 1981-82. That, and we went 2-19-1 in those (bad old) years.
#teamBeatBamaAndTieND
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
It's only been 7 years
But I do recall one of the pitfalls of sexy time in the dorm showers was the wild variations in water temp.
You just won so much respect from me.
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Rec'd for saving the planet

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Coastal or Atlantic, are you excited about traveling to *hit on Pitt in December?
Atlantic Division
Boston College Eagles
Clemson Tigers
Florida St. Seminoles
Maryland Terrapins
N.C. State Wolfpack
Syracuse Orange
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
Coastal Division
Duke Blue Devils
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Miami Hurricanes
North Carolina Tar Heels
Pittsburgh Panthers
Virginia Cavaliers
Virginia Tech Hokies
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:35 PM EST reply actions
I agree
with what one person said. Should just call it A (football schools) C (basketball schools)
'Cuse and Pack trade seats with Pitt and VaTech
Order restored.
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
#teamAbby or #teamGisele?


Chores, work, waiting for March (St. Patrick’s Day, Amelia Concours, Final 4 etc.)
No snakes please, worse than spiders.
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 12:40 PM EST reply actions
I'll take Eli's girl
BOOM. I said it
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Feb 3, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
And from Ole Miss.
The Church of Paul Johnson - There's not much to it outside of whooping ass and giving haters the finger. To HELL With georgie!
so in your train of thought
being retarded is an advantage?
Paul Johnson: not giving a crap about what you have to say since 1987.
No
Being Southern is an advantage.
/fratfratfrat
The Church of Paul Johnson - There's not much to it outside of whooping ass and giving haters the finger. To HELL With georgie!
by LilBroey700 on Feb 3, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am too old and way too married for this thead.
You guys have fun!
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Seneca
"We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal." - Tennessee Williams
Don't go yet, you haven't voted
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
OK.
1. Patriots.
2. Get my sailboat (Calculation) ready for Spring sailing season.
3. No.
4. I was told my GPA was too high to be a KA. I asked why, since a good GPA was required, and he said I had to have something in common with my frat brothers besides a passion for the girls in DZ.
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Seneca
"We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal." - Tennessee Williams
DZ @ Ga State
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Seneca
"We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal." - Tennessee Williams
O.K., me too.
1. Patriots
2. Focus on my running, prepare for Lent, look forward to Spring.
3. Did not know that.
4. Story is too long but the punch line is that I once had a dean whose name was Dean Love. We called him the dean of Love.
by Atlanta's original team on Feb 3, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
What are you giving up for Lent?
Me?
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Trust me, I would have given up Chemistry a long time ago too if I had that option.
The Church of Paul Johnson - There's not much to it outside of whooping ass and giving haters the finger. To HELL With georgie!
by LilBroey700 on Feb 3, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
3,000 lbs.
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
How to get around pesky LOI limits, DWAG style. Headline says it all.
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 1:22 PM EST reply actions
The timing is certainly convenient,
but I cannot see how this trade works in their favor.
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Seneca
"We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal." - Tennessee Williams
Stop the Madness.
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Dream Team FAIL
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 2:00 PM EST reply actions
1. If it ain’t the Falcons in the Super Bowl, then I don’t give a flying you-know-what
2. This EE curriculum is ridiculous so trying to stay on top of that, and searching for a summer internship
3. Wow, only at Tech (in a good way)
4. Haven’t had any encounters with the Dean of Students yet (for good or bad)
Stop me if you've heard this before. An Atlanta team chokes in the postseason...
Snakes or Spiders?
Which gives you the creeps MOAR?
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 2:35 PM EST reply actions
Depends
Most spiders don’t bother me. If they are in the house I catch and release outside. Having said that, there are some spiders which are really ugly-hairy-scary-large-menacing-dangerous looking that scare the piss out of me.
Snakes I don’t mind so much either except if they are poisonous. Those deeply disturb me. I have picked up snakes before but it always makes me a little unsettled. I am told that most people and most cat species have an innate dislike of snakes.
by Atlanta's original team on Feb 3, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
snakes are AWESOME
but the large, hairy spiders give me the heebie-jeebies
Paul Johnson: not giving a crap about what you have to say since 1987.
Walking through a spider's web
/gulps down the Xanax
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions

Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Feb 3, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Baby Spiders?
/RunsScreamingFromTheHouse
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
I'm only afraid of . . .
Snakes on a plane!
…….mine is the one that says Bad Mother F@€&er
by twojackets on Feb 3, 2012 4:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
1. I’m not so much as rooting for the giants as I am rooting for the patriots to lose.
2. SchoolSchoolSchool with some beesball thrown in there
3. of course, what else would we be doing with snakes?
4. Freshman year, my buddy had to go see Dean Stein because he was caught walking around the streets the first weekend of school with a full solo cup. Other than that, I have a business meeting with DoS coming up so yay I guess?
Paul Johnson: not giving a crap about what you have to say since 1987.
Business meeting with the Dean?
Does it involve scotch or a tee time?
The Church of Paul Johnson - There's not much to it outside of whooping ass and giving haters the finger. To HELL With georgie!
I wish
it more involves community service. But I’ll see if I can’t turn it into that.
Paul Johnson: not giving a crap about what you have to say since 1987.
I've never interacted with him
Paul Johnson: not giving a crap about what you have to say since 1987.
by GTNate on Feb 3, 2012 4:22 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We need an animal house on campus
Paul Johnson: not giving a crap about what you have to say since 1987.
In my day it was TKE.
Great guys with which to share a corner.
They dug a moat, built a boat on it, christened it “C.O. Jones”. Girls who took French didn’t get it.
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
Man we were pretty wild back in the 80s
built a deathmobile and everything. I think this picture is the definition of “fraternity:”

Paul Johnson: not giving a crap about what you have to say since 1987.
by GTNate on Feb 3, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
please tell me thats up on a wall somewhere
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Feb 3, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
on the mantle
Paul Johnson: not giving a crap about what you have to say since 1987.
by GTNate on Feb 3, 2012 4:24 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation!
You=Trench Coat, far right, carrying a bag with a long heavy chain?
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, that's Nate
Except in full color, and last weekend instead of 20 years ago.
The Church of Paul Johnson - There's not much to it outside of whooping ass and giving haters the finger. To HELL With georgie!
man f that noise
I don’t have ny chains attached to my down bags.
Paul Johnson: not giving a crap about what you have to say since 1987.
by GTNate on Feb 4, 2012 1:44 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
don't forget the 5 kegs in the back
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Feb 3, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
1. Giants. I don’t like them, but I don’t like the Patriots more. Also, I have the Giants winning, which might make me unique.
(much better defense, pass rush + acceptable secondary should cause problems for Brady and co.)
2. 17 hours including 3 classes with group projects, trying to get a summer internship, trying to become a GT Ambassador, trying to do other stuff around school that I don’t have time for. Sleep?
3. I’ve learned to be surprised by nothing in relation to Georgia Tech.
4. Heard him talk to the parents a couple times at orientation as a FASET leader. Favorite story I’ve heard him tell:
“Oftentimes, we have parents call our office because they can’t contact their child and just want us to make sure they’re OK. And that’s fine, we do and it always ends up just fine. Well, once we had a lady call, crying and borderline hysterical. She had called her daughter 4-5 times, texted her 4-5 times, and gotten no response. She was so upset, and was convinced that something bad had happened to her. Our office worker said, ‘OK, I’m sure it’ll be alright. When is the last time you spoke with your daughter?’ The mom, still whimpering, replied, ‘I dunno, about 4 hours ago??’ We told her to give it another 4 and call us back if it was still an issue.”
Facepalm. Good speaker though.
The Church of Paul Johnson - There's not much to it outside of whooping ass and giving haters the finger. To HELL With georgie!
I'll say it
Join Reck Club instead!
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Feb 3, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
My answers to my questions
1. Giants. Because screw Tom Brady
2. Finding a new hobby that doesn’t involve football (wuuut?) such as cooking and/or running and/or beermaking and/or all of the above
3. CRAZY
4. Being involved with the Ramblin’ Reck during Dean Dull’s memorial services
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Feb 3, 2012 3:00 PM EST reply actions
I think Gisele and Bridget Moynahan
have taken care of #1 for you.
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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 3, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions






















