Derek Dooley, Tennessee head coach, called his Mom on the phone frantically:

Derek - Momma, I don't know what I'm gonna do, we can't win no football games!

Barbara Dooley - Don't worry son Momma is gonna fix everthing, I'll send Herschal up there

Derek Dooley - What can he do?

Barbara Dooley - I'll have him squirt his "MAGIC SEED" in the gatorade, if you have any injured players all they need to do is get it straight from the tap!!

Derek Dooley - That's disgusting!! That can't help anything!

Barbara Dooley - How do you think we went undefeated in 1980?

Derek Dooley - Erk Rusell

Barbara Dooley - Derek!! What would your father say!!

Derek Dooley - Oh come one Momma, tou know that's right, besides how could that halp an injured player?

Barbara Dooley - CLEARED UP MY LUMBAGO HONEY!!

Derek Dooley - Momma, What would Daddy say??!!

Barbara Dooley - Not much, who do think cleard up his hemoroids?, Erk?