Derek Dooley, Tennessee head coach, called his Mom on the phone frantically:
Derek - Momma, I don't know what I'm gonna do, we can't win no football games!
Barbara Dooley - Don't worry son Momma is gonna fix everthing, I'll send Herschal up there
Derek Dooley - What can he do?
Barbara Dooley - I'll have him squirt his "MAGIC SEED" in the gatorade, if you have any injured players all they need to do is get it straight from the tap!!
Derek Dooley - That's disgusting!! That can't help anything!
Barbara Dooley - How do you think we went undefeated in 1980?
Derek Dooley - Erk Rusell
Barbara Dooley - Derek!! What would your father say!!
Derek Dooley - Oh come one Momma, tou know that's right, besides how could that halp an injured player?
Barbara Dooley - CLEARED UP MY LUMBAGO HONEY!!
Derek Dooley - Momma, What would Daddy say??!!
Barbara Dooley - Not much, who do think cleard up his hemoroids?, Erk?


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