This is what I think of the NCAA

tell us how you really feel.

you would have lost a scholarship and been put on double secret probation.

Welcome to the new era of disproportional and seemingly arbitrary punishment.

It feels like we just got prison-shower-shanked by the NCAA. They were all suspicious and crazy-eyed like, “Yo, homes. There somethin’ you not tellin’ me?” And we were all “What? Me?! Um…I mean…lemme find out…?” And they were all “Times up, sucka! shankity shank shank gurgle splatter shanky shanks”

And here we lie….

Or maybe it’s not that bad.

…that our players had better come out ready to stomp a mudhole in everyone this year. I see this as an opportunity for all the guys to adopt the Julian Burnett “I am a tinier man than you therefore you deserve to be left boneshattered and bloodied for even thinking about touching my football” mentality on the field of play this season. I say we upset someone…or everyone. Let’s win the ACC and then the B1G and the SEC just for good measure. And then burn down all the stadia we play in that isn’t ours. And then steal everyone’s left shoe.

Because there’s no way you don’t in a case like this. I’m kind of hoping it’s simply this: [picture redacted] with the caption “suck on deez nuts,” but DRad will probably be more thorough in eviscerating the NCAA’s fairly weak case.

I wish they had a mascot we could drag behind the Wreck.

Monopoly + Monopsony = A real screw-up.

…they said games post November 24th. The journalists said that included GA, ACCCG, and the Orange Bowl. Are the journalists giving me MORE false hopes?! They’ve done enough today…..

I am shocked and sitting in a state of disbelief. Surely we did not do these things. Tell me this is not true.

I’m listening to the voices in my head, and they are PISSED.

See, I’ve got it right here in my jock strap.