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Pregame Anticipation - Open Thread

January 5th, 2009 - Des Moines, IA

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Iowa Fan #1: Dude, we're gonna totally eff up those Yellow Jackets tonight!
Iowa Fan #2: I don't know man, Nesbitt is a sick baller. Demaryius Thomas has a standing vertical of like 20 bushels. Norm Parker.
Iowa Fan #1: You know how we'll win! Stanzimal is back! He's gonna use Jedi mind tricks and sh%t on them Jackets! Just like this...

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Iowa Fan #1: It's old school Iowan corn fightin'! No one's done it since 1935 but I taught Stanzi personally.
Iowa Fan #2: Dude, you're awesome. Iowa is the greatest state ever! Norm Parker!

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Iowa Fan #1:GT hasn't seen moves like this. The dirty south won't know what hit 'em. They don't know Big 10 power! Southern teams are stupid!
Iowa Fan #2: Damn straight! Iowa's gonna hold GT to negative rushing yards and we're gonna pass for 3,000,000 yards! O'Keefe is gonna be our head coach in a few years so he's gotta prove himself tonight. Norm Parker.
Iowa Fan #1: Alright, so how we gonna watch this game since it ain't on the tv?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

And in case you didnt hear it the first time…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Maker's Mark--nectar of the gods...

by chrisinindy on Jan 5, 2010 12:48 PM EST reply actions  

wow

I want to print it out, laminate it, frame it, and put it on my wall. No wonder Iowa sold a lot of tickets to the game, its the only way they will get to see it, even if they did have to bet the farm to do it. And in this case the idiom is actually literal.

by Markthejacket on Jan 5, 2010 1:00 PM EST reply actions  

Um...

There has already been an extension of the contract through Jan 8th.

I guess they do not teach current events at GT.

Go Hawks!!

And its funny that the nerd school is calling Iowa nerds. Ironic is the word I am looking for

by vahawk on Jan 5, 2010 1:02 PM EST reply actions  

The Day is Finally Here!!!

Woot Woot! Lord I hope the Jackets bring it tonight and never let up! I will be a shet-talking fool!

I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com

by Jaxon on Jan 5, 2010 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

Go kick ass tonight, nerds

Usually I’m not one for conference pride but the ACC needs all the reputation boosters it can get. Don’t let us down.

by VT89 on Jan 5, 2010 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

To be fair, the VT

Are really inbred rednecks. So they’re not so much “nerds” as they are “special” in a short bus sort of way

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 6, 2010 8:22 AM EST up reply actions  

The level of self-hatred and denial

That goes into alumni of an ENGINEERING SCHOOL mocking others for a love of Star Wars is truly awe-inspiring.

Good luck tonight, I hope Clayborn rips Nesbitt’s arms off before beating Dwyer to death with them.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 5, 2010 1:14 PM EST reply actions  

I guess there...

…would be more irony in GT fans picking on a Star Wars fan if not for the Hawkeyes already having video of themselves in equally awkward basement montages…

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

by BirdGT on Jan 5, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

One point of clarification, though

The two gentleman in question were from Cedar Rapids, not Des Moines. Not exactly a banner day for my hometown.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 5, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU JUST BEAT THE #9 TEAM IN THE NATION, MAN!

Fast forward to 1:10 left. Hilarious.

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

by BirdGT on Jan 5, 2010 1:27 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I think Bobby just took “act like you’ve done it before” to a whole new level of boredom.

by Joe Hamilton's Chauffeur on Jan 5, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn you, Sir!

I actually laughed at this through the pain of knowing these fans exist somewhere. Norm Parker.

What the FBI doesn't want you to know is that all Chuck Norris jokes, when applied to Tim Tebow, are very very true.

by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Jan 5, 2010 1:30 PM EST reply actions  

This just makes

Our eventual victory much, much more satisfying. I expect you to parody your own humiliation and loss, after this is all said and done.

by TAMPAHAWK on Jan 5, 2010 1:39 PM EST reply actions  

I actually laughed at this.

It’s been a pleasure pissing at you this bowl season, FTRSers. I would say good luck, but… that would be a little counter productive. Time for the Wreck to see it’s wheels roll off… not literally, that would be sad after all the time that’s put into it.

/O'keefe'd

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 5, 2010 5:37 PM EST reply actions  

DOMINATION! DOMINATE!

and first of all….ITS GREAT TO BE A HAWKEYE!

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

DOMINATION! oh and ps to the media…this is the SAME dominant defense that was the worst 5-0 team ever, the worst 6-0 team ever, the worst 7-0 team ever, the worst 8-0 team ever and the worst 9-0 team ever that you proclaimed

and I think its time the media mans up and starts respecting this iowa team and THE BIG TEN IN GENERAL!

adrian clayborn is a BEAST! Im glad he mostly got ignored by everybody because now hes coming back because of it!

Iowa’s D…yeah their pretty fast! AND TOUGH! CANT BASH THE BIG TEN THIS YEAR! the came, they saw, THEY KICKED A$$!

Bob Sanders once famously said of Florida that, “they aren’t so fast when they’re on their a$$es.” There is no conference more physical than the Big Ten, and there is no team in that conference more physical than Iowa.

LOVE THE HITMAN and proud to be a hawkeye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all the douchebag media ripping on iowa throughout the year….we knew they never actually watched a game, just checked the score! you missed out on some great play by doing that you idiot media! iowa is not going away anytime soon! all we heard about was georgia techs triple option, they never punt, and score score score…just once I wanted somebody to say ….how about iowa’s defense. 0 yards passing until 2 minutes left in the 3rd quarter. this was the ACC champion. 32 total yards in the first half. and HOW ABOUT IOWA OUTRUSHING THEM!

get to know IOWA! the team WHO JUST KICKED YOUR ASS!

by kinnickcolt on Jan 6, 2010 12:57 AM EST reply actions  

Norm Parker.

Owns. You.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And the Dawgs won the hoops match-up. Make sure you lock up all your razors and sharp objects tonight, nerds.

by georgiadawg85 on Jan 6, 2010 3:43 AM EST reply actions  

Norm Motherfucking Parker.

Also, this was a more accurate description of the game than any “expert” I listened to managed to come up with. To that I tip my hat to you sirs, and to irony.

Go Hawks!

by Hawkeyes on Jan 6, 2010 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

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