No, the ACC really blows that hard. We suck, and until we come out of a bowl season with some crystal or total annihilation of every one the conference's teams play, we are the same old mediocre ACC. We've spent many hours trying to defend this conference, and it's time to just shut up and put up.

YOUR ASS AND MY FACE. I MEAN... MY ASS AND YOUR FACE. Clemson and Miami. And Clemson might actually win it because Harris will be so confused after learning during the game that the defensive line/defense in general is actually allowed to touch him

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Miami is definitely a legit top ten team. They had what everyone agrees to be the toughest first four games of the season and have convincingly (new favorite word) won the first two. The team is chock full of talent, Shannon has completed his coaching trifecta, and Jacory Harris is the the G-est of G's. That sumbitch is cold as ice. ICE, MOTHAF***A! I seen Jacory toss a cage full of puppies into the Atlantic (coincidentally, past a full GT secondary). When asked why, he calmly replied, "I just killed a cage full of the sweetest animals on the planet. What makes you think I won't kill your ass too?" And then I left Miami, and then Jacory went and used a lady as a condom. No, there is no typo there.

UGH HARRIS GAAAAAAAH. Also, while not as talented as Spiller, Jacobi Ford is going to be key in getting enough offensive output for Clemson to keep the W's coming.

Biseasonal dose of heartbreak, insults to your your intelligence and dip breath. And Willy, you are full of shit, we spent 22 hours within a 48-hour period last Thursdayish on the road. You know nothing of these miles. (We did have 7 dudes in Suburban, so you win the women battle).