ACCCG Open Thread - Mystery Bowden Theater 3000
by BirdGT on Dec 5, 2009 6:00 PM EST
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Bobby: The ACC Championship? Never heard of that before, eh Tommy?
Tommy: Yes, I have. [sobs a litte]
Terry: You guys are jokers. I coached in the SEC...Now, no one will even interview me.
Tommy: Terry, you've never won when your players weren't on the take.
Terry: Tommy, how 'bout you go recruit some kids? Oh wait. You can't, you don't have a job!
Bobby: When did this whole ACC Championship begin? I remember when football was played on a grid and helmets were optional.
Tommy: Dad, you coached in the 2005 ACC Championship. And North Alabama is not a job. You're like Jerry Glanville - an exiled has been that never was.
Bobby: Oh yes 2005, did we beat Clemson bad that year? I remember Charlie Ward running wild that season and Deion was like a fox in the hen house.
Terry: I bet I could win 20 games as Clemson's head coach this season. Dabo sucks.
Tommy: You're an idiot. That's impossible.
Terry: You're a cry baby.
Tommy: [tears start to form]
Terry: If you were to take Spurrier's winning experience, Paul Johnson's offensive mind, and Dad's NFL talent, you'd be replicating my tenure at Auburn. It was like looking in to the face of God and having him smile down on you and shout, "You are my finest creation!"
Bobby: Steve Spurrier just won the Heisman. He hasn't really done much else, son. I think Dabo's up the creek with a chicken wire canoe.
Tommy: I bet 25 dollars that I get a I-A coaching job before either of you.
Bobby: I bet 250 dollars that Florida State never returns to Ol' Bobby Bowden level football. I'm thinkin' Tallahassee will return to its natural state like it was in 1975: a bunch of liquor stores, whore houses, and swamp land. It's like they say, "You gotta bait the cow to catch the calf."
Tommy: If they had let me coach one more season, I'd be coaching right here against Georgia Tech. I may lose by a couple points but I'd still be there. This game is getting me so emotional. I just wanna go out there and pat guys on the shoulder pads and appear emotionless in a post-game interview - that really gets the media fired up. I wanna spend 5 hours every morning before kickoff combing my fine, silver bama bangs.
Terry: This is just sad.
Bobby: [pops Terry and Tommy with a rolled up newspaper] You boys are done with football. Your ride on my coattails is over. Ever heard of Patrick Ewing, Jr. or Jeffrey Jordan? Exactly. Let's just move on with our lives and take a trip to Europe. Teach some frog-eaters and tea-drinkers how to toss the pig skin.
Terry/Tommy In Unison: You got it dad!
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Bravo!
very nice! i would have prefered to see tommy killed in some tragic accident. terry is the hero in the story, he is just underappreciated. GO TIGERS!
Rally Death Valley
You definately
Have a future in makin these if the PeeWee football gig doesn’t pan out.
Maker's Mark--nectar of the gods...
by chrisinindy on Dec 5, 2009 6:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Very funny!
I liked Climpson better in all purple. This orange is hurting my eyes, and not just because of that touchdown.
anyone think wommack’s seat might starting to get a little warm? i don’t like to jump to calls like this but a D with 2 NFL players (Morgan and Burnett), you think they’d have a little more to them.
i've never even thought this before...
f*&$ it, kick it. i’ll blair win it.
the frustrating thing
is that i think the defense is playing just good enough to keep wommack around
Maker's Mark--nectar of the gods...
I'm sure the offense is tired of playing clean-up for the D
Wommack has some serious issues because whatever this is, it ain’t defense.
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
for both of the DBs to bite on that fake reverse
thats bad coaching
Maker's Mark--nectar of the gods...
If Dwyer bounces there
Its seven
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
Eat that shyte purple pansies!
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
THWG
Thomas > Green
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
I agree
Hill is Megatron 3.0
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
dudes gonna be a badass when he packs on some weight
go eat some fried butter, SH
Maker's Mark--nectar of the gods...
Also of note
I have three kids and a wife all asleep. Silent screaming sucks, haha.
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
haha, that was funny
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
need a stop here to get some breathing room
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
I love a good redemption story
And I mean that for two different reasons
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
If we win here and the bowl
Im gonna go broke buying jersey’s
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
INT.
courtesy of Kyle Parker and his nice pants.
Dum spiro spero - "While I breathe, I hope"
State motto of South Carolina
by The Feathered Warrior on Dec 5, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions
Ok seriously
What alien life form stole our scott blair and gave us this guy? BECAUSE ITS AWESOME NOT MISSING FG"S!!
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
I too...
am impressed by young Scott Blair…you can tell as soon as they come off his foot that they’re striped. Glad CPJ is giving him chances tonight
Are you a LION or a GAZELLE?
GD!
Seriously Wommack, teach containment for once will ya!
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
and o by the way
in case anyone forgot, last time we played in the ACCCG, Sam Swank (kicker/punter) was named mvp? Scotty B? I think yes!!!
Are you a LION or a GAZELLE?
hahahaha!!!!!
He was solid last year up in Death Valley too. Travis told me a few days ago that DV was a pretty tough place to play as a young kicker. Shame he only has 1 year left then we’ll be back to scratching our nuts to find a new kicker…
Are you a LION or a GAZELLE?
by the way...
I know it’s coming, next big pass they complete (which I’m not hoping for by the way but my psychic ability tells me it’s coming), I guarantee you mike peterson is the corner that’s supposed to be covering him…
Are you a LION or a GAZELLE?
so long as we stop it, i could care less
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
dabo
is all about a gimmick. Much like an unaccompanied pitcher at Moondogs, I don’t trust it
Are you a LION or a GAZELLE?
he's probably all about the wang as well
i wouldnt trust him either
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
and has a history of renting vans with no windows
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
good loss there
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
draters should have kicked earlier
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
boo
but probably the right call
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
You can't give Spiller that many extra chances...
Dum spiro spero - "While I breathe, I hope"
State motto of South Carolina
by The Feathered Warrior on Dec 5, 2009 10:52 PM EST reply actions
again
no containment
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
i hear willie martinez is available...
Our inability to recruit D linemen has shown every game this year
Are you a LION or a GAZELLE?
without looking it up
I thought our class for next year was loaded with D talent
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
We just haven't
been able to recruit high caliber DT’s because who would want to come in and sit behind Darryl and Vance for 3 years…all of our current talent is RS freshmen and sophomores
Are you a LION or a GAZELLE?
I wouldn't be the first to line up and volunteer to tackle CJ Spiller in the open field
Tried once and I think my jock strap is still sitting at the 40 of Death Valley…
Are you a LION or a GAZELLE?
WARRIOR!
He really should be the ACC PLayer of the Year
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
I'm sorry.
But “turf toe” is not a legitimate excuse for anything. ANYTHING.
Dum spiro spero - "While I breathe, I hope"
State motto of South Carolina
by The Feathered Warrior on Dec 5, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Let's grind this out and end it
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
I'm sorry
But Im not a big fan of Peeples, especially when he takes a spot from Jones.
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
Seriously lady?
You are gonna feel pretty stupid in about ten minutes
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
It was pretty close on the second effort.
But a bad spot none the less.
Dum spiro spero - "While I breathe, I hope"
State motto of South Carolina
by The Feathered Warrior on Dec 5, 2009 11:02 PM EST reply actions
The outside has been open all night
Anytime you want to change that Wommack, please feel free to do so
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
let's pray
that it comes down to the diesel putting a shoulder down and not scotty’s foot, just saying
Are you a LION or a GAZELLE?
Hmph
Must get a good drive, or a really awesome Orwin Smith return
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
Let's go
Time to finish this. FINISH!
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
Nice.
Way to keep this ball-busting maching rolling.
Dum spiro spero - "While I breathe, I hope"
State motto of South Carolina
by The Feathered Warrior on Dec 5, 2009 11:17 PM EST reply actions
omg
I think that was the first one all year
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
I have Jury Duty Monday
Think the judge will be pissed if i show up in full body paint?
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
If we win this
I cant wait to go to work with all these gator fans here in Jacksonville
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
dude look at diesel breathin hard....never seen that before
thats how you know its championship saturday
Maker's Mark--nectar of the gods...
if we
take a knee on the 2 pt conversion, you think they’d take 40 seconds off the clock?
Are you a LION or a GAZELLE?
CPJ
=Brass Balls
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
holy shit
im gonna run around the block wavin my Tech flag if we win this
Maker's Mark--nectar of the gods...
OMFG MF'ing Warrior
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
OMG
Take a bow, gentlemen, you’ve earned it.
Dum spiro spero - "While I breathe, I hope"
State motto of South Carolina
by The Feathered Warrior on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 PM EST reply actions
I spoke too soon.
I don’t agree with that assessment at all, though.
Dum spiro spero - "While I breathe, I hope"
State motto of South Carolina
by The Feathered Warrior on Dec 5, 2009 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Need this stop
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
HAHAHAHAHAHA
EAT IT PURPLE PANSIES!
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
Very nice.
Congratulations. Thanks for beating the purple people eaters twice in one year. Good luck in the Orange Bowl.
Dum spiro spero - "While I breathe, I hope"
State motto of South Carolina
by The Feathered Warrior on Dec 5, 2009 11:37 PM EST reply actions
Congrats to everyone!!!
ACC Champs, I’ll see you all in Miami!!!!
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
That gets the bad taste out of my mouth from last week
I hope they enjoy the momentum heading to Shreveport. They earned it.
Congrats on winning the Special Olympics, guys...
and good luck staying within three scores of TCU.
Man, it would be nice to play in a league where being mediocre was enough to get you to a BCS game. See you next November when we once again remind you of your place in this state.
uhhhhh
I’m not sure who falls down to the Papa Johns bowl out of Conference USA but good luck uga…We’ll send you a post card from Miami. I shudder to think what Alabama would have done to ya’ll this year after UF throttled you the way they did…
Are you a LION or a GAZELLE?
Too bad you don't play in a real conference...
because you’d know exactly how it feels. I guess it is nice to play in the special ed league and get to celebrate a BCS game without having a team that remotely deserves it.
You’re worse than Georgia this year. Think about that for a minute. Your league really should just disband football and only play basketball.
by FisheriesDawg on Dec 6, 2009 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
Typical UGA Fan
1) In a bad year, have to show their lack of class by talking shit about their biggest win of the year.
2) In a bad year, have to talk up their conference and, once again, show an utter lack of class by showing their ass on the Tech board.
3) I’ve lived in 5 states and every time I tell someone I’m from Georgia, people always tell me how bad they hate UGA fans because of their horrible sportsmanship. Georgia fans, you are neck and neck with Miami fans for the worst reputation in college football…which wouldn’t be so bad if you won a ring every few years. Way to undercoach 5 star players consistently, UGA. Stay classy.
Maker's Mark--nectar of the gods...
by chrisinindy on Dec 6, 2009 1:03 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Oh, and thanks for coming by
Your appearance and posting here is just a testament to how jealous you are of our success. Please, feel free to stop by anytime you get tired of reading about your players being arrested multiple times in a week when you need a breath of fresh air. Oh, and good luck with that whole DC thing. The changes should start working in about 3 years.
Maker's Mark--nectar of the gods...
by chrisinindy on Dec 6, 2009 1:09 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
It's true that Georgia played better in that game.
It’s a darned shame they couldn’t manage to play that well the rest of the year. Then your fans wouldn’t have been such a bunch of whiners this year. Think about that for a minute.
Don't feed the troll guys
You’ll only encourage him.
"Big Ten can have this challenge. Duke loses, we all win..."
-Marcus Ginyard, G - UNC
To FisheriesDawg
Suckle on my 7.8" schlong—enjoy shreveport—just booked my room in the team hotel on the beach. Enjoy staying in one of the ‘best’ parts of Louisiana…stay classy Shreveport
LMFAOROTHMFSUCKMEOFFBIATCH
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