Today is the BIG DAY!!
by Tedward09 on Dec 28, 2009 10:00 AM EST
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That's right! The mutts are proudly representing the Southeastern Conference in Shreveport, LA in the Independence Bowl against Texas A&M. I'm not going to preview this game or anything like that. Obviously, I'm picking A&M to win.
But I feel I haven't let out any hatred towards U(sic)GA in quite awhile (and I really haven't ever done it on this blog since I've been here less than a month), so I'm going to take this opportunity to do that. Let's recap some of U(sic)GAs recent highlights, in no particular order.
1. They're playing in the INDEPENDENCE BOWL. Basically, if you want to make an equation out of it, Shreveport, LA = sh*thole. WTF do the players do in freaking Shreveport during the days leading up to the bowl game? Even Georgie players are going to have a hard time getting into trouble there. I don't give a sh*t that they beat us anymore, they're playing in Shreveport in the Independence Bowl. The joke's on them.
2. Their stupid, fat, ugly, inbred, good-for-nothing dog mascot died, after only a year and a half on the job. Hey, did you know the Reck hasn't missed a home game since 1961? F**K YOU UGA VI and all of your inbred siblings/parents/cousins.
3. They allowed 41 points to a Steve Adazio coached Florida offense. HA!
4. They're playing in the INDEPENDENCE BOWL in SHREVEPORT, LA.
5. They couldn't convince Bud Foster to come coach their sh*tty defense, even after offering him a half million. Bud, it was the right move because no one wants to work for a coach that looks like Helen Hunt
6. Their quarterback, the Ginger Ninja, sucks worse than T.J. Yates. That's a really tough thing to achieve Joe. Maybe he should have spooned with his backup, then he could be a first round pick. Furthermore, Joe Cox is a ginger who doesn't have a soul.
7. They're playing in the INDEPENDENCE BOWL in SHREVEPORT, LA.
I raise the most giant of middle fingers to Georgie's players, coaches, and "fans", please join me in doing so.
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Have fun in Shreveport!!! Go Aggies.
THWG
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Kudos Sir!
I had never seen the Mark Richt/Helen Hunt comparison before and really enjoyed it. I’m not sure this article did enough to fully express the hatred you have for UGA but as not to offend too many women and children I think it served its purpose. THWG!
by Yellow Jackette on Dec 28, 2009 10:41 AM EST reply actions
I hate georgia as much as the next guy...
but celebrating the death of an animal is where i draw the line. Inexcusable.
"We're at AUBURN. I think that says it all. We're going after the best in the country -- no matter when, what, where, how. That's how we're going to do it. We're going to work really hard to try to get that done every year -- including this one." -- Auburn University Head Football Coach Gene Chizik
lighten up, Nancy.
Besides, Georgie fans were all over the Wreck after the crash, and that had to do with a good friend (human) potentially being seriously injured.
Actually, "Nancy,"
I never claimed UGA fans to be a classy bunch. Not at all. But y’all aren’t any better with this stuff.
"We're at AUBURN. I think that says it all. We're going after the best in the country -- no matter when, what, where, how. That's how we're going to do it. We're going to work really hard to try to get that done every year -- including this one." -- Auburn University Head Football Coach Gene Chizik
I deplore how they treat their mascot. Inbreeding them to the point that they die at a young age after being mascot for barely a year? It’s disgusting. And we give them well-earned crap because of it.
I agree. That is wrong of them. But the whole breed is messed up, inbred or not. Bulldogs are known for heart defects. (My dad and sister are both vets.) Although come to think of it, MSU’s mascots usually last for a good decade or so.
"We're at AUBURN. I think that says it all. We're going after the best in the country -- no matter when, what, where, how. That's how we're going to do it. We're going to work really hard to try to get that done every year -- including this one." -- Auburn University Head Football Coach Gene Chizik
As long as a mascot of georgie is down
I will smile
The college football season is so fragile. It's like a glass ball being pushed around from stadium to stadium by a rhinoceros.
by Winfield Featherston on Dec 28, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
The Uga’s up until Uga 7 all lived 10 years or more, which is longer than the average lifespan of an English bulldog. They’re bred responsibly by some of the most respected bulldog breeders in the country, and having one dog die young does not make the entire operation cruel.
I don’t care how much you obsessively/ridiculously/stupidly hate a team that has owned you for most of your history, leave the poor dogs alone.
I hope
CPH drills Georgie come January 5th. Sucks that the bowl game and hoops will be played at the same time. I doubt many Tech fans will go to Athens.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
I doubt many uga fans will go to Athens.
That team is terrible. They got drilled by wafford!
by Jeffgt00 on Dec 28, 2009 4:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ah yes, the annual call to basketball season . . .
a Georgia Tech tradition since time immemorial. Kind of like not proofreading your blogposts. Oh, and you guys still lost. Again.
mutts or not….they kicked your asses and they are the state champs of jawjuh!
thats got to suck to be YOU
National Champs
How many national championships do you have? Where’s your preseason national championship trophy?
You know --
Being an Auburn fan, to some extent, naturally defines me as not being a Georgia fan. However, I do give the Dawgs kudos for a good win over a more-than-decent Aggies team. And, with that said, allow me to also state that, no matter your obvious hatred toward your in-state rival, this posting is beyond classless.
DWWD -- WDE!
6-7
Is not “more-than-decent”. They beat Texas Tech and didn’t get blown out by Texas. All other evidence points to “sub-par”.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
As you wish --
The point of my comment wasn’t about the “level of competition”, but to simply point out the obvious lack of class being shown in the blog and subsequent comments. As a fan, it’s okay to “hate” your rival(s) but this can be done while still maintaining your level of class. Unless, of course, your comments actually provide such a definition.
DWWD -- WDE!
Sure A&M isn't great...
… and, then again, neither is UGA. But we were good enough to beat A&M, and good enough to beat some other team from the state of Georgia. Do you remember which one?
The point isn’t that UGA is awesome – everyone knows that it was a mediocre year. The point is that even the worst UGA team in a decade was good enough to beat the best Tech team of the decade, dead mascot and Helen Hunt coach and all.
Best of luck in Miami. Tech is finally good enough to realize that some games have no upside. Lose to Iowa, and it will be bad for you – almost like losing to WVA was for us in 2005. Win, and you break even. Take care of business.
I’m ready for this to be a rivalry again.
by first and thom on Dec 29, 2009 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
How are UGA and GT fans alike?
They both spend every waking moment thinking about the Dawgs . . . and this post proves it.
Have fun in Miami, dorks.
Every waking moment? And this post proves YOU have no life-dorkless.
What GT Fans and Grads think about all the time…
• I don’t think I’ve ever woken up in the morning and given a shit about THE DAWGS.
• I take that back-the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Rumble in the Rink
• Running a company
• Adding value to the company we work for, or the work we do
• Pride in our education-we earned it!
• Running NASA – see Dick Truly
• Running the Smithsonian – see Ruff Tuff Clough
• Running the Country – see Jimmy Carter (even if you don’t like him or his policies)
• A good cup of coffee
• A better economy
• The value of our 401 K
• Adding to our Education, perhaps an advanced degree
• God, Family, Friends, Work, our Nation
• Respect for what that flag and pole at the KA House at 5th and Techwood mean; dedicated to Tyler Brown who lost his life in Iraq. If not for Iraq, you could have expected to see Tyler in the Georgia Governors Office (or higher) some day.
• CE’s (that’s Civil Engineers for U(sic)GA fans) that went to Peru (also Calvin Johnson) to build septic tanks that use the sun’s heat to "purify" the human waste so it can be used in human agriculture. I know that’s new to those from the Clarke County Cow College who just use Pig/Cow/Chicken Manure straight from the anus for their fertilizer.
• 4 National Championships
• A single digit (that’s any number between 1 and 9 for U(sic)GA grads) in YOUR SCHOOLS BCS RANKING. GT = 9
• A trip to the Orange Bowl-yes; that’s a BCS Bowl
• A mascot that requires overhauls (big ends, journals, valves, starters, carbs, distributors, banjo gears) , not procreation and sinus surgery.
• An education that is more valuable the longer you have it and use it.
• 8 am Drown Proofing in the Old Gym, Winter Quarter
• Deformable Bodies, Physical Chemistry, Thermo, Calculus (years of it), Differential Equations, Physics/Chemistry/Nuclear/Biology, etc. (If you are still in MA TECH’s clutches)
• I bet our President could still suit up at a Wide Receiver on the Scout Team – he played with Steve Grogan.
• As a Georgia Tax Payer that my money goes to that Football Factory in Athens.
What U(sic)GA Grads think about:
• Probably may of the things GT Grads think about with an emphasis on that BCS #1 in 2008 season (how’d that go for y’all)
What U(sic)GA Fans think about? Yes, those lowbrows that surround me here in South Georgia and couldn’t get out of 6th grade without the Cliff Notes and didn’t attend U(sic)GA, but make sure their whole world rotates around…
• DAWGS, DAWGS, DAWGS
• Getting on any other school’s Blog site to show my ignorance (oh yeah, it shows!)
• Winning the State Championship
• Can the 5 star recruit make it into school ?(see Cliff Notes above)
• Why hasn’t someone done something about Bobo or Martinez? Like with a 30.06? Yes, I heard that quote directly from a fan. I only thought Clemson fans though that dangerously about Bowden.
• Am I dressed well enough to attend the UGA vs. Tech game? Yeah, I saw the guys, ratty caps, ratty shorts, flip flops, an 18 pack of warm bear still in the cardboard.
• Am I dressed well enough to attend the UGA vs. Tech game? Yeah, I saw the women, heels, hose, enough RED and BLACK jewels to buy some poor kid in Peru some fertilizer.
• Is my Red and Black hat "vintage" enough? You know it needs to show I climbed under the tractor to scrape off the Pig feces so I could replace the Banjo gear, but I’m wearing this cap to the game.
• "God I hope Jan Kemp doesn’t come back to life."
• "Dr. Adams is ruining our school." Yes, I heard that quote directly from MANY fans and Graduates.
• Damn, we need some more players that can run a fast 40, I don’t care if they can’t read or go to class (because the drinking light is on in Athens EVERY NIGHT.
• "How can I afford that new inflatable UGA when I’m in hock to the Taxidermist and Tattoo guy at 15%.
Hey, can one of you goat ropers fix my Weedeater? It is very old, and you just won the Poulan Weedeater Bowl. Did they give you some manuals and troubleshooting guides in the Gift Bag? Oh, that’s right, your Bowl is now about some sort of Vitamins. Our Bowl is about a company that ships things Overnight, everywhere.
So, no, we really don’t think much about DAWGS DAWGS DAWGS. We’ve got more important things to do DORKLESS.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Dec 30, 2009 7:06 AM EST up reply actions
Wow
What’s great about this post is that both UGA and Tech fans will read it as proof that they are respectively correct.
Good luck in Miami.
by first and thom on Dec 30, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
You forgot to include the following Tech fans' thoughts
- CPJ
- CPJ is God
- CPJ
- CPJ offensive Genius
- CPJ
- CPJ is God
- CPJ
- CPJ is the most brilliantest man ever
- CPJ
- CPJ
- CPJ is God
- CPJ
- CPJ offensive Genius
- CPJ
- CPJ is God
- CPJ
- CPJ is the most brilliantest man ever
- CPJ
- CPJ
- CPJ is God
- CPJ
- CPJ offensive Genius
- CPJ
- CPJ is God
- CPJ
- CPJ is the most brilliantest man ever
- CPJ
- CPJ
- CPJ is God
- CPJ
- CPJ
- CPJ
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Nope
CPJ is a big boy who can take care of his own life/career, etc. I don’t think about him in the morning except Saturday gameday or Bowl Game day.
ON THE OTHER HAND, THE IOWA BLOG HAS SOME FETISH WITH JIZZ SHOTS OF CPJ
and we can only imagine that “comes” with your morning woody (natural or with Cialis in a bathtub overlooking the coast). SICK.
I DO think about Pie Graphs on my laptop every morning as they tell me how well my sales are going so I can afford to send my children to a TOP 10 PUBLIC UNIVERSITY like THE GEORGIA INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY , make my donations to the A-T Fund, as well as the GT Alumni Assoc. and soon the Wreck endowment fund for:
carburetors, intakes, valves, big ends, journals, clutch plates, and everything else one needs for an 80 YEAR OLD MASCOT TO ANSWER THE BELL EVERYTIME.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Dec 31, 2009 9:18 AM EST up reply actions
Go check out the "Official" Orange Bowl Site --
The Orange Bowl Web Site has a poll asking “Who will win the Orange Bowl?” There have been 2,218.204 “voters” and the results show GT at 100% — I have a screen shot but don’t know how to insert it into the blog…
DWWD -- WDE!
I'd rather have a coach that looks like Helen Hunt than one that looks like Marge Schott.
The General
haha
The college football season is so fragile. It's like a glass ball being pushed around from stadium to stadium by a rhinoceros.
by Winfield Featherston on Dec 29, 2009 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, guys...
…but this post kind of strikes me like something a 10 year old who just discovered he could piss people off on the internet would post.
Let’s lose the UGA obsession, stick to focusing on all the (mostly good) things happening in and around Tech athletics, and most of all, try to make blog posts that don’t sound like they were ripped straight from the comments section of ajc.com. Like it or not, by sharing this blog and by being a part of SB Nation, you guys are serving as representatives of the GT fanbase, and this isn’t a particularly good representation in any way.
Flame War
It appears that, like everything else in the world, Georgia fans discovered something 10 years late: Internet Flame Wars. Welcome to the new millennium, just before the decade is over.
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