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Hunting for Hawkeyes with the Natives Part III


For our third installment of Hunting Hawkeyes with the Natives, we go on the trail with Rodger Sherman of Sippin' on Purple, a Northwestern blog. Click here are Parts I and II.

After talking to Rodger it seems that Northwestern fans don't hate Iowa, rather they are grateful for Iowa:

A few weeks ago, me and a bunch of friends were watching Jersey Shore, and this prompted a debate about which state we'd be the least disappointed if one day, we woke up, and it just no longer existed. Somebody brought up Iowa, and I was quick to point out that without a state in the middle in the country that's basically one enormous cornfield, and has a healthy 5:1 pig:human ratio (I believe this is close to accurate, I'm not just making up numbers to make Iowa seem like a hick state), our lives would be significantly less delicious. Thanks, Iowa!

Well, we could go to Nebraska for the corn, but making up for the pigs loss would be difficult. So, thank you Iowa for the bacon I had this morning!

 Iowa fans call Northwestern "jNU" which stand for "just Northwestern" which we have seen quite a bit over here on FTRS. Northwestern fans don't mind being called "jNU". As long as you win, who cares? as you can see here.

 Personally, I think it's kind of funny, considering we've won four of the last five games in football, and in all likelihood are going to pull off the football-basketball sweep this year. You can call my team whatever you want, so long as you graciously continue to lose conference home games against us. 

 

It sucks when you talk crap about a school and then they beat you. That's the truth. In closing, Sippin' on Purple reminds you:

  Yellow Jackets fans, remember, next time you enjoy some popcorn or bacon, remember, a Hawkeye fan was likely to thank for it. Be grateful, and be willing to look over the fact that one in every three Iowa males has had some form of sexual encounter with a pig in a cornfield.

Lesson for the day: Don't hate Iowa. Because, just like georgie, someone needs to make the food for us.

 

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Iowa: Gives a whole knew meaning to "squealing like a pig"

 

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C'mon, we have SOME standards.

Sex with pigs is more or less an ESS EEE SEE gimmick.

"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid

by HawkOnRails on Dec 24, 2009 11:14 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Actually

the SEC has the market cornered on “cousins”

The college football season is so fragile. It's like a glass ball being pushed around from stadium to stadium by a rhinoceros.

by Winfield Featherston on Dec 24, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lets just go with

family members in general. Sisters are people too

by csulima on Dec 24, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

How do you know if an Alabama girl is a virgin?

She can out-run her brothers.

"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid

by HawkOnRails on Dec 24, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What does a Tennessee girl say during sex?

by CraigT on Dec 24, 2009 3:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Close

“Careful, Daddy! You’ll crush my smokes!”

by CraigT on Dec 24, 2009 3:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

All I have to saw about jNWU is that even their cheerleaders hate their sports teams:

LINK

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by MissouriHawk on Dec 24, 2009 1:03 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Dude

That one’s old and discredited. Is that the best you’ve got?

I mean, the original BHGP post was at least funny. This comment is just whiny.

by TDozer on Dec 26, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know about that...

I’d say hunting a thread down that has nothing to do with your team is extremely whiny.

And my comment was much in the same vein as the original BHGP post…thus my linkage to it. I thought jNWU people were smart?

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by MissouriHawk on Dec 27, 2009 12:30 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Smack talk reaching new levels!!

I love this blog! It’s making me hate Iowa!

I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com

by Jaxon on Dec 24, 2009 3:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

... that is some seriously backwards logic.

These posts are pretty much all tongue in cheek, or are trying to be (Kieffer failed at that). We’ve been pretty much tame unless being an asshole was solicited by someone.

/O'keefe'd

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 25, 2009 12:30 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Cyclones don't know tongue in cheek

Their crushing despair and envy makes it impossible for them to take things lightly. They’re like that scrawny, poor kid in Junior High that would fly into a red-faced rage when you joked with them in even a friendly manner.

I work with a guy who is both a jNW and ISU fan. I asked him if he wanted to make a wager on the Iowa/ISU/jNW games last year… he had my email address blocked.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Dec 25, 2009 5:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

1 in 3? really?

As a Hawkeye fan, I’ve enjoyed reading these posts. It’s funny to see what people from other programs say about you. I’m looking forward to the Iowa defense versus the GT offense. It should be a great match up. I’m going to ask around. I want to find out which 33% of my friends have an a swine erotic experience!!!!!! lol

by docted on Dec 26, 2009 10:55 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

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