Coach Parker talks about GT

Iowa City, IA - Press Room at Kinnick Stadium

Reporter: Coach, how do you plan to stop the vaunted GT triple option?
Norm: It's all about the defensive tackles. Stop the dive, win the game.
Reporter: Do you think...
Ken: Norm, why don't I ever get to talk to the media?
Norm: Ken, your offense sucks and some people think you're autistic.
Reporter: How does the GT option work, Coach Parker?

Norm: The option's like the old Michigander saying, 'Always carry two sticks. One to distract the dumb and another to smash the aggressive.'
WHACK!

Reporter: Coach, did you just strike Coach O'Keefe?
Norm: Next question.
Happy Holidays From the Rumble Seat!
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Did FTRS just attempt humor?
Does this mean unicorns really do piss rainbows?
Actually, that was pretty damn good. Kudos.
One man (me). 34 bowl games. 20 days. 34 in 20.
see now we can tell you're an Iowa fan...
Can I get the ratio of stats to cartoon posts in a pie graph?
Because that would be helpftul.
I keed, I keed. This was brilliant. And oh so close to the reality that is Iowa football.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
just so yall know
bird DOES NOT WORK.
The college football season is so fragile. It's like a glass ball being pushed around from stadium to stadium by a rhinoceros.
by Winfield Featherston on Dec 20, 2009 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
Now we're talking!
Perfect visuals too!
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
In Kirk we Trust
As an Iowa season Ticket holder for several years, but CPJ game tivo-er for 6 seasons, Here’s what I see, having watched both teams in spring practice for two seasons and having personally prayed since the final regular season game that the Orange Bowl Committee wouldn’t court the Hawks to play the Jackets…..
#1, the Iowa staff keeps calling it “The Dive” when it isn’t all just the dive, its also Midline Option, Trap, and/or Inside Veer that you have to protect against vs GT. Iowa lines up with 3 techs and shaded noses, or 1’s with their inside D-Linemen, so its Midline to one side or Inside veer to the other that will be there all night long. Pepper Trap and inside zone-dive in there and its going to be a bit more difficult than they think to force early pitches and run to he football. PJ should and probably will start wide and then move back inside.
#2, Iowa’s corners aren’t very physical, so the rocket sweep will force the Iowa Safeties to fly to the ball, which may give Bay Bay Thomas and easy skinny post on playaction, and in short yardage situations, Roddy Jones will move the sticks. GT- will connect on 5 passes for over 20 yds in the game….. All given up by Iowa’s mediocre corner play…. You watch!
#3, Iowa doesn’t have a true B back type guy, or Option QB in the program to simulate what is going to be happening to them. Last year LSU had 3 or 4 of both in their program that really helped them prepare with the extra time. Iowa doesnt, unless they’re going to bring McNutt from the #1 receiver position down to scout team to give the D a look, which isn’t a good idea. Ohio State had all camp to get ready for Navy and the Middies still rolled up 27 points on them. Of course, Navy’s Ricky Dobbs is a far cry better than GT’s Josh Nesbitt, (no offense to Mr Nesbitt, but Mr Dobbs is “special” with this system)
#4, Iowa turns the ball over a ton…. Now Goergia Tech’s Defense sucks, except when teams become one dimensional because they’re playing catchup, so if Iowa’s within 13 pts, they won’t become pass happy, (see Georgia game as reference, or ACC title game. the Des Moines Pop Warner league champs are better at stopping 21 personel run schemes than Tech’s quote-unquote “Organized Chaos” 3-4 scheme. Coach Johnson should have brought his DC from Navy with him, even if it meant splitting his salary with the guy. Your Coordinator is a joke, no offense.
Fisher Deberry- the long time Air Force coach always broke games down into 4 critical areas.
1. Win the Kicking Game to give your team field position and momentum (Advantage GT)
2. Win the Turnover battle (advantage GT)
3. Minimize Penalties (advantage GT)
4. Win Time of Possession (advantage GT)
He always said in his weekly television show, that if they could do that in the game with their upcoming opponent, they would have a chance to win against any team in the country, and week in and week out, he was right, they were in position to win if they executed in those 4 critical areas.
Now, I’m still going to be rooting for the Hawks, don’t get me wrong, but I secretly love the triple option, Midline, Inside Veer, Trap/Counter Option, (Hybrid Wing T stuff) like The Rocket Sweep, and Belly with Dwyer, and throwing the ball vertically down the field on Play Action. The Hawks will sit in Cover 2 the whole game and try to force early pitches and fly to the ball. I just don’t believe the Hawks have the secondary personel at the corners to make that strategy accomplish their objective. When PJ wants to run wide, then come back inside, it usually works out for him, case in point the 2nd Clemson Game this year, and every year at the Naval Academy against Rutgers or Connecticut.
The only way Iowa wins is if Georgia Tech’s Defense plays their usual half hearted, out of position rely on my own personal speed garbage.
Tech defensive players don’t have the heart on defense that the Navy and Georgia Southern players had, that were coached by the Man…. Film doesn’t lie, GT’s defense is a bunch of lazy, late to align, sloppy tacklers, that just may arm tackle their way to a loss. On the contrary, Iowa’s Defense is slow, disciplined, well coached, has two hard hitting safeties, has an excellent front seven, and they do their job. That very well could be the difference.
Hawks win by 3, because they only turn the ball over twice in the first half.
Go Hawks!
by Hawkeyetixholder on Dec 19, 2009 5:22 PM EST reply actions
No, it's just a dive
We never heard of this “midline option” stuff. Nesbitt’s rushing numbers are NOT up this year due to so many teams trying to stop the Dwyer up the middle.
We have a slow defense?
Thats not what Mike Stoops (Arizona’s coach) thinks. He said that we were the best defense they played, and it was because we were disciplined, tough and had speed. Yes, we have speed.
Should be a helluva game though.
You lost me at Iowa’s corners aren’t very physical
and then I completely started to read this as just musings at Minimize Penalties (advantage GT)—Iowa was the 5th least penalized team in college football and G Tech was the 61st.
Norm made it crystal clear that the DEs will be the ones forcing this game. And calling Iowa’s defense slow is just funny. Craig James said it was one of the five fastest defenses in all of college football…let’s say he is off by TWENTY…then they are still in the top 25%. Come on…you’re a fake, it’s almost funny but then it is sad.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Dec 20, 2009 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah
This read as the ultimate example of an “insider” from the opposite side just throwing up his hands at the hoplessness that is the amazing ability of the opposing team. Especially suspicious that “Hawkeyetixholder”, that long-time Hawkeye fan, just joined this site to post this, and only this, particular nugget of insight. there is a lot for us Hawk fans to fear about the Tech game, and I have nothing but respect for your program, but this is a ridiculously transparaent posting.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
not sure
The commenter’s IP address is from Des Moines. I don’t know of many Tech fans that far North. I’d say he’s probably a lurker and just felt like he could add something to the discussion.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
He lost me there as well, but kept going with quoting Fisher Deberry...
Mr. Deberry quoted as saying after being smoked by TCU 48-10: “They had a lot more Afro-American players than we did and they ran a lot faster than we did. Afro-American kids can run very well. That doesn’t mean that Caucasian kids and other descents can’t run, but it’s very obvious to me that they run extremely well.”
To channel Mike Birbiglia for a moment, this statement must have been like a scared little leaguer saying “I don’t know about this one, Mike!”, but then his drunk dad screamed out “You go take some cuts, Son!” Batter up!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Dec 21, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
Lots of new words here, thanks.
And we’re dead. I just watched Norm’s interview, and he was saying, “This Georgia Tech staff has been together since Hawaii and the triple option has been in play since 1965 and they know what they’re doing.” Then he just kinda grins, but none of the reporters figured out that was their cue to ask, “But does that mean maybe you know what you’re doing, too, Coach?”
Norm goes on, but it’s like discussing Smart Football with your grandmother. Very charming, utterly meaningless patter. The inverse of this Hawkeyetixholder insider scoop. “Georgia Tech will go this way, or they’ll go that way. And then you think they’re going that way, but they turn around and go this way. Then you stop them when they start to go that way, but go this way, and the dudes go straight over the top to some guy who makes Aurrelious Benn look like a cheerleader. Meanwhile they’re all diving at your knees.”
He didn’t use any of these terms like Trap/Counter Option, Inside Veer, or Belly, once. Not even “Pepper Trap”, which, to Norm, probably sounds like a good place to get a steak somewhere in Sac County.
I don’t think Norm has any idea as to what is going on. He could at least use the correct name for all of these plays. How’s Angererererer supposed to call out “Beware the Pepper Trap or Inside Zone/Counter Trap” as Nesbitt walks up to the line? If the coaches don’t even know these plays? The clincher was when Norm was asked about retooling the defense for these guys and he said something dumb like, “Well, I thought we were trying to get the best 11 guys on the field, all season, so which one of them do you want me to bench now?” I mean how stupid is that? Supposedly, we’re going to just roll into the Parker 5 1/2, which means, “You want to have 5 1/2 guys on this side, and 5 1/2 guys on that side, and you better not miss a tackle.” Great. We’re just going to play balanced, positional, assignment football and stay in our lanes and trust that — sure — guys like Clayborn or Klug won’t start arm tackling. Like that has worked against anybody, all year. And you just know that Angerer is supposed to be the man who plays evenly to both sides of the ball, and what, other than being fourth in the country in tackles, makes you think he has a clue?
Maybe I’m overreacting, but I felt a lot better about this game before I watched these videos. Aside from major NOMENCLATURE FAIL, it’s like he doesn’t even understand that Georgia Tech is sui generis. He keeps putting them in some historical context, and his idea of puffing them up was to say that they ran this offense better, in Hawaii, 20 years ago? We’re gonna get waxed.
http://gazetteonline.com/blogs/on-iowa/2009/12/18/video-version-norm-parker
Mr. Boh Knows ...
That's it. You folks are absolutely immune to irony, satire, or just plain Belushi-esque mockery.
Immune. How do we shake you out of this Spock-like flatline total credulous seriousness?
Thanks for the intro (!) to Smart Football. I believe I was the guy who posted back in November that he was unfairly diminishing GT’s ranking in his weekly BlogPoll. You can look it up.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
I'm gonna have to say that I agree
with your assessment of GT’s defense. Sadly, they play far below their talent level, because they just don’t try that hard—they are late to align, and have poor tackling technique. If there’s one thing that bothers me about CPJ, it’s that he lets them get away with it, and even kind of makes excuses for them. Hope that doesn’t continue. We need a DC that will get in their faces like Johnson does with the offense.
WALL OF TEXT IS WALL LIKE
TEAR DOWN THIS WALL.
When GT goes three and out, three and out, three and ...
you’ll definitely be saying, “Tear down this wall.”
Mr. Boh Knows ...
Two things:
1. That would be “four and out” to Paul Johnson.
2. I wouldn’t hold my breath.
SEC
http://www.rivalryesq.com/
The quintessential Big Ten smoking room.
by Bama Hawkeye on Dec 20, 2009 7:15 AM EST up reply actions
Damn
And here I was hoping we’d have a team of C-USA refs. Those guys are the pinnacle of professionalism and are immune to blowing calls. Oh wait….
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
But with no Tebow
how will they know who should get the calls?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 20, 2009 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
Kudos, Sir
that was awesome.
Now I’m trying to figure out which Muppet KF is
It never gets to be easy
I think Iowa should adopt the tiger hawk on the
background to replace crack hawk.
by Assault & Slattery on Dec 21, 2009 11:58 AM EST reply actions

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