All you need to know about Iowa fans...
Based on the video, I will now see all Iowa Hawkeyes fans as 5'8" and ~150 pounds overweight. Iowa is just like I imagined it - cold, plain, and extremely white. There were lots of twenty dollar bills in the video, though. Looks like he's got about 500 bucks there. That's pretty impressive. If corn is about $4.50/bushel, that's about 7,800 pounds of corn! Amazing. Simply amazing.
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Man, those corn jokes
they just sting so damn much…
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Dec 10, 2009 3:16 PM EST reply actions
Dane...
I can best this video with Eric Berry for Heisman.
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
No corn jokes here but....
This video features Nottiboy who is reppin’ KORNFED RECORDS.
HAHAHAHA
Ramblin', Gamblin', HELL OF AN ENGINEER!
There are no words
This can’t be real… I can’t believe my day could get any better, but after seeing this, it did
did he mention solidifying a football game
with a field goal on 4th down?
The college football season is so fragile. It's like a glass ball being pushed around from stadium to stadium by a rhinoceros.
by Winfield Featherston on Dec 10, 2009 5:59 PM EST reply actions
Uh, a blocked field goal...
…in case you didn’t hear, we won the first game of the year (against an FCS school) with two consecutive blocked field goals. However, this dude is such a toolbag that he says Clayborn will block it. However, Clayborn didn’t block either FG, but he did block a punt which he promptly took to the house against Penn St (you may have seen that one, filed under national highlight of the year).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 15, 2009 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I was embarassed for those guys when it was on BlackHeartGoldPants.
Now I’m really embarrassed for them.
Most Iowa fans are not this “confused.”
Will this be on DJ Hero for XBOX 360?
I’m taking the GTG’s and the Lambo (and Gold Rush + Cheerleaders) over the IOWA rap.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Dec 12, 2009 9:50 AM EST reply actions
you fellow nerds will appreciate this facepalm
http://blurredproductions.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/picard-facepalm2.jpg
Who am I to argue with the Captain of the Enterprise?
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Dec 15, 2009 9:42 AM EST reply actions

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