A lesson for freshmen from some old guy
Heads up, freshmen. Drinking gets a lot tougher when you get older.
Your classes - much harder. Your hangovers - much longer. Your tolerance - improves to an embarrassing level, where the normal reactions of passing out/worshiping the porcelain god are replaced with more drinking, less memories, and a lot more falling over.
When I tell you that this weekend was fun, I want you to understand that my travels this semester have taken me to Miami, Tuscaloosa, Starkville, Tallahassee, Charlottesville, NASHVILLE ON HALLOWEEN, and finally, Chapel Hill immediately preceding Durham, NC. Each of these stops was more entertaining than the previous, and this past weekend was really just amazing. The only down part was about 15 minutes of football where we trailed Duke by ten points (apparently). Winfield's already mentioned how much fun the Duke tailgate was... but really, it was amazing. At one point, I was soaked in beer. As I said in the very long car ride home my hair had been triple hop brewed for about 2 hours before the game started on Saturday. And I laughed and smiled about it the entire time.
I don't know if this post is supposed to be a form of self-chastisement or celebration, because I'm a little embarrassed to admit the hedonism that has occurred this semester. I think everyone in our road-tripping group has completely agreed that we will never, ever, ever subject ourselves to this kind of punishment ever again. It's been an incredible year, and while I would never travel and carouse as much as I have ever again, it's been totally worth it. And to everyone who actually reads this blog it is probably very obvious why it was so fun.
College football is the greatest because tickets are cheap, beer are plentiful, and the friends are unforgettable (even after they've challenged you to a case worth of shotguns). I've spent more hours in a car with my friends in the past three months than I could have ever hoped for. I've spent what seems like too much money, but I do understand that a few years down the road I'll be willing to pay every penny five times over for this experience. I've made friends I only see about ten days out of the year, but when I do see them we hug and laugh and have a great time. I won't forget the games I've watched on the road, but even more so, I won't forget the time I've spent with my friends while doing so.
Heed my words, freshmen. Yes, it does get harder to drink. Your classes get harder and you get busier and you need a senior design project and you need a job and you need a sandwich or a girlfriend and you need to do this and that and whatever and you have to like graduate and all this crap and it gets tough to enjoy things. There will be times where you will be tempted to ignore a very fun situation, just because you want to sit in your room for just one single Saturday and enjoy not abusing your body with crappy road food, lack of sleep, and a few too many cans of beer. Nobody wants to go to Duke to watch a football game. It's Duke, its far, and you think you have better things to do. And you know that if you do go your 2-day hangover will probably leave you wishing either for an IV drip or death, whichever one doesn't require you to get out of bed.
However, if you do go you'll have a lot of fun. And somehow, you'll manage to get everything else done too. I guarantee it.
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Couldn't agree more.
The college football season is so fragile. It's like a glass ball being pushed around from stadium to stadium by a rhinoceros.
by Winfield Featherston on Nov 17, 2009 12:56 PM EST reply actions
Amen brother.
So where are we heading this weekend? I’m freaking out over the lack of football this Saturday!
Have been to every stadium in the ACC
except Wake and Maryland. Who has the money to get me there?
The college football season is so fragile. It's like a glass ball being pushed around from stadium to stadium by a rhinoceros.
by Winfield Featherston on Nov 17, 2009 1:16 PM EST reply actions
Couldn't agree more
Another thing this football season has given me is a tremendous waistline, as evidenced by this picture… and I couldn’t be happy about it.
If you think
your hangovers last long now, wait til youre 26. But the good part is you don’t have class and you have a real major so you’ll probably be able to afford to have a decent tailgate.
A bullhorn, a bottle of whiskey and a dream. GobblerCountry.com
It's been great
traveling with you guys. We came, we saw, and we kicked some serious ass so far this season. I think we represented Tech well as whiskey drinkin’, ramblin and gamblin engineers. THWG!
by JBar on Nov 17, 2009 5:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Not to be a one-upper
But wait’ll you turn 38 with a mortgage payment and a child. The hangovers last for months.
Maker's Mark--nectar of the gods...
Yeah
I hope none of you have to go through what happened with me not long ago. In early 2007, I decided to make a job change, move across three states, and that’s when the housing market completely fell on its face. I ended up paying for two mortgages, two sets of utilities, got hit in an intersection that totaled my car, and was down to one vehicle with a wife and two kids. 10 months later I finally sold my home for 10K less than what I originally paid for it, and while we are doing ok now, I’m still trying to rebuild my savings.
That was the longest GD ‘hangover’ and I hope I never experience it again. There were definitely a few times the wife and I sent the kids to the grandparents and drank ourselves silly just so we could forget about things, if only for a night.
Corey Zickefoose: I think they should still be able to play football, regardless. Tennessee is my place. You know, it's my football team.
Reporter: Even after they put a gun in your face, you say let them play football?
Corey Zickefoose: Yeah. It's Tennessee. That's the way it is sometimes.
Welcome to the SEC!
One better
Wait ‘til you’re 53, you won’t need beer for the hangover because you’ll have one in college having a ball, needing money, and hoping to finish in Spring; you’ll have another in college, living large, needing money and hoping to graduate in 2 years; and you’ll have a third, just hoping to get in (and needing money, too!). So the hangover doesn’t quit until they’re all done!!!
But I wouldn’t have it any other way! Because sometimes, they drag me along with them!
Hat Tip to you good sir
The college football season is so fragile. It's like a glass ball being pushed around from stadium to stadium by a rhinoceros.
by Winfield Featherston on Nov 17, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
I will drink to this post.
Alcohol is my anti-drug. CollegeGameBalls.com
by collegegameballs on Nov 18, 2009 9:57 AM EST reply actions

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