The Road to Clemson

To GT fans on the way to Clemson today:
Be careful. The roads are littered with the burnt out cars of Clemson fans. That's right, as the GT bus passed by Clemson fans' cars, all passengers inside spontaneously combusted. This happens once a year as GT enters the Palmetto State for its annual trip to Littlejohn. South Carolinians can only handle so much greatness and the sheer epicness of the GT team bus excited the molecules in their bodies just enough to cause spontaneous combustion. Yes, Clemson fans are pyrophoric as we would call it in hazardous waste management. Any time they get a little excited about their teams, implosion is inevitable...CHEERS TO A POSSIBLE GT VICTORY. To Hell with Clemson.