Careful, Bobby Lowder. Will Muschamp will break you in half across his knee if you screw with him. Start schemeing behind his back, and he will f***ing stick you. If he leaves a head coaching job at Texas in the dust for somewhere else, he isn't gonna to take shit from nobody.
You've been warned.
Look for Will Muschamp to get the head coaching job later today, or never. Both are just as likely as far as anyone really knows.
In other news, my stats final starts in 30 seconds.
Afternoon Note: An Auburn paper does a pretty good analysis on the circus they call the Auburn coaching search. Read it here.